RE: Dating and pregnant

daydreamIf I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue, then maybe I can untie Sommerauer with my tongue



hmmm

RE: Dating and pregnant

Geez Woman!

I can't impregnate the whole world in one night!

Tina wants me to clear my schedule for a couple of months or more.

How long are you willing to wait?

RE: Dating and pregnant

I'll make you pregnant tomorrow, if you want.

RE: Dating and pregnant

Could a man even get within two feet of you?

RE: Dating and pregnant

I've been shopping on a date.

It was fun. We didn't buy anything, but it's a great getting to know you experience.

I thought you were supposed to be all open minded and enlightened.

Still a little old fashioned when it comes to "dates"?

RE: Dating and pregnant

Hey there Lady!

RE: Dating and pregnant

Why the hell not?

RE: Dating and pregnant

Oh wait.....


Was I supposed to be all sensitive and understanding and stuff?


uh oh

RE: Dating and pregnant

You date pregnant girls?

Ewwwwwwwww

Where do you take a pregnant girl on a date, Baby Gap?

RE: HOT''

I lost my wallet in El Segundo

RE: Bang Or Pass

¡Sí, la bangaría!

RE: Bang Or Pass

I've got this plan see,

And it involves,

Whipped cream, bananas,

One girls stands behind me,

Another in front,

Well...

I've never tried this stunt before,

But I'll tell you what,

First we'll bust some cherries,

Then will sprinkle some nuts on top,

Now do the splits and what have you got?

RE: Bang Or Pass

Bam Bam Bam

banana

P in the B

RE: Bang Or Pass

Oh yeah,

I've done him

RE: Bang Or Pass

Bang Bang Banggitty Bang Bang Bang

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

StressFree goes trick-or-treating with a colostamy bag!

laugh

RE: long distance

I'm on!

devil

Do you like devil's food cake?

RE: long distance

Okay, for our first date we'll cook together. I'll make dessert.

RE: Why are Wimmin so Disgusting??

I love that song!

peace

RE: Why are Wimmin so Disgusting??

But he's got personality

RE: Why are Wimmin so Disgusting??

Those are called tampons....not outrage.

Duh!

RE: Why are Wimmin so Disgusting??

Do you mean Fomunda cheese?

RE: Why are Wimmin so Disgusting??

Ewwww!

I know!

And quit biting your nails!

RE: Why are Wimmin so Disgusting??

Sometimes they just have that "not so fresh" feeling.

RE: long distance

Yes, and I'm willing to give it a try!

How's your cooking?

RE: Texas Gun Logic

I seriously doubt that is a true story. The law does not allow a person to take a life to defend property.

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Rice Crispies

That just snap, crackle, and popped into my head.

peace

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Yo Journal,

Have you ever wondered why flowers are beautiful? Please, don't give the science lecture about bees and pollination. Plenty of other plants and trees are pollinated without bees or flowers. Or, flowers could have evolved to look like cow patties, and bees would be attracted to cow patties. But as it is, flowers have been a symbol of beauty everywhere on Earth since before recorded history.

They were probably the first things that human beings came to value that didn't serve any pragmatic purpose. There is a legend that the Buddha once gave a "silent sermon" by simply holding up a flower and staring at it. Some time passed, and one of those who were present began to smile, a monk named Mahaka-can't remember or pronounce. The "smile" or understanding was passed from Master to Master, and later became the origin of Zen.

Flowers must be something more than bee magnets. I like to think of them as messengers from another dimension. Their universal beauty is a memo from the universe itself. They are nature's art, nature's way of expressing itself. When we see the beauty in them we awaken, if only for a moment, to the beauty that exists within each of us.

They are inspiring not only to poets, romantics, and song writers, but to everyone. Jesus said that we should consider how the lillies grow, and learn from them how we should live. Without even fully knowing how or why, flowers are an expression for us of that which is most high. They are a reminder of the beauty of our own expression, our own existence.

We feel an affinity with them, because whether we recognize it, or we don't, the beauty that exists in them ultimately exists in us. Flowers are beautiful, for our sake, more than bees, to connect us to the spirit realm.

Consider the lillies of the field Journal.

RE: Flirt Lessons...

Whatever!

I'm way bigger, and flirtier than you are!

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Hey Journal,

Whenever I die, I want to go out peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather did--not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

Later Journal

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