diogenes Forum Posts (4,761)

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Candle light shadows
Flicker dancing on the tile
Bubbles in the steamy bath
Your peaceful relaxed smile
Aromatic water droplets
On your skin like porcelin
The flavor of your love
As I begin to drink you in

RE: would you rather?

I'd rather fart blue smoke, because then I'll never get lost in the wilderness.

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Yeah, but at the movies they only have butter flavored oil Gross!

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

A warm Summer breeze, a midnight velvet star-spangled sky, a sleeping bag, you, and I

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Kamasutra and a cheerleader




Count me in!

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

The price of Gold, and the value of the Australian dollar...

Since Australia is the third largest producer of gold on Earth.

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Dori's going riding on a red rhinoceros

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Luisa Lane?

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Toothbrush and your friggin teeth!

you know who you are....think about it

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Slip and Slide?

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Yes!

Those go great together at the hips

RE: Say Something, someway, somehow to someone, but be nice.

¡Que tengas un sueño mojado!

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Pebbles and Bam-Bam of course

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

I'd like to eat your liver with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti.

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Batman and Robin

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Fine chopped pineapple, mandarin orange segments, cilantro, serrano chile, tomato, and onions......


Mmmmmmmm Pineapple Pico Relish Mmmmmmmmmm

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

Socks and Sandals


Wait a minute......


Scratch that!

Socks and Sandals

Ummmmm......

RE: What inspires you, and what are you passionate about?

I get motivated by
What's being illustrated by
Those that talk loud thereby
Bringing distortion to both my
Optical and Audio senses
Which are responsible for my Mirage of skills
They're still trying to keep real
Therefore my
Strategic positioning on this offensive attack
Is fueld by their burning desire for being whacked
So...
How you react
To this potentially volitile situation will conduct
The Symphony of Sympathy you attract
The sky is peeled back
Raining down beats on a rich track
Static hair
Hand clap
Whatever
I just rap

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Dear Journal,

You'll never guess what I did today. I locked a clothes hanger in my freakin car!

Luckily though, I was able to use my keys to get it out.

Phew! That was a close one!

Later Journal

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

I'm good at Australian kissing.

It's pretty much the same as French kissing, except... down under.

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

Preps his "microphone"....


Wait.....

Did I say Micro?

That's not what I meant!

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

I heard of it.....at the Museum of Civilization in Gatineau

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

I taught myself to play guitar.....


Which is why I can't play guitar.

I'm a horrible teacher, I'll never go to me again.

RE: i need some help?

I'd be like....


"Jimmeney Christmas! These shoes are too small for me, and dangit uncomfortable!"

Plus....I can't walk in heels.

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

Yeah sure, I'll banana your split, AND sprinkle some nuts on top

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

Shall I knot a cherry stem for you?

RE: ok! fess up. Who is hiding a secret talent.

I can launch bubbles from my tongue with my spittle.

RE: What would you put on your t-shirt?

Eat Salmon the Other "Pink Meat".

RE: What you don't want to hear on a first date.

If the phone doesn't ring, you'll know it's me.

If you don't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will.

I'm sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is cleaner.

RE: What you don't want to hear on a first date.

Look, I'm going to be real honest with you. It's been a long time since I've been with a man. I've spent alot of time with the ladies, and....uhhhh...I'm looking to get back up on that old pogo stick...You know what I'm saying?