RE: Why Do Badboys always get the Women?

It's because attraction is not a choice. Attraction is an instinct mechanism. The trick is to appeal to those instincts, but remain a gentleman.

professor That's the short answer.

RE: Psychology Thread

daydreamI think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

daydreamIf you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Marta got offended when I used the word puke, but to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

RE: Who do you resemble?

That's not charm, that's Jedi baby!

love

Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depppointing

love

These aren't the droids you're looking for.....

RE: Who do you resemble?

Ooooh Yeah!



daydreamI need to watch more Bollywood

RE: Who do you resemble?

Me too...love

You can't resist me.

You can't even remember what I said about Sarita.

RE: Who do you resemble?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Well......


uh oh

My wand is bigger than Potter's!

snooty

RE: Who do you resemble?

Personally, I think she's hot, and if she ever shows up around here, it's over between us.snooty

RE: Who do you resemble?

It's the only Indian Celebrity I know, give me a break!

RE: Who do you resemble?

No way!

RE: Who do you resemble?

Hey, what happened to the Preity Zinta picture?

RE: Who do you resemble?

Rotten 'oman wha'choo cryin'bout

RE: Who do you resemble?

Well, I'm much younger looking, and more handsome than Timothy Hutton....

RE: Who do you resemble?

Foxy Brown, or a young Pam Greer maybe. dunno

RE: Who do you resemble?

Olympia Dukakis

RE: Who do you resemble?

You look kind of like Johnny Bravo

RE: Who do you resemble?

I cast my vote for Alan Alda.

RE: Who do you resemble?

When I was a teen it was Anthony Michael Hall. Then Joey Joe from the New Kids on the Block. Also, Timothy Hutton. And an occaisional Kevin Bacon.

RE: The Anti-Atheist Starter Kit

drinking

{Chugs a cola and belches loudly}


You're lucky that I didn't have any beans handy.

RE: How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!

Suppose we just leave the lights off, and I come over, and we can both kick back together?

RE: How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!

After all, I am a Cunning Linguist!

(the crowd goes wild, another home run for Diogenes)

RE: How Many CS People Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb!

The proctologist goes into the examination room to find a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. He angrily flings the door open, and shouts, "Dammit Nurse, I said a Butt Light."







moping You totally left me out

RE: Arent you just sick of

Well said

RE: Things that make you go hhhmmm...

Well I can tell you where that tongue goes too.

RE: Things that make you go hhhmmm...

Would you if I wash really good with soap and hot water first?

RE: The Match Thread.

I have a date with Palmela Handerson

RE: Arent you just sick of

No!

There is no higher purpose than service to others. If we are expecting accolades, then we are doing the acts for ourself, and not for others.


However, I personally thrive on words of affirmation. So yeah, minus the pats on the back, I will give up quickly.

RE: The Match Thread.

annabsu wants to share her inner world with you.

RE: The Match Thread.

Yeah!

I thought you might be a leggy blonde lover.

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