If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
The proctologist goes into the examination room to find a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. He angrily flings the door open, and shouts, "Dammit Nurse, I said a Butt Light."
RE: Why Do Badboys always get the Women?
It's because attraction is not a choice. Attraction is an instinct mechanism. The trick is to appeal to those instincts, but remain a gentleman.That's the short answer.