This physical world is a playground for spiritual biengs. You are here to learn lessons about yourself, your true self, that cannot be learned any other way. You are not a human being here on Earth trying to find a spirtual experience. You are a spiritual being that is here having a human experience. It is a part of learning and growing. Your purpose is to learn the lessons that you have prepared for yourself.
It's crazy what ladies go through sometimes guys put you down People treat you coldly they claim you sleep around I never want to disrespect you And I won't tell anyone in town And if you love me then I'll love you back I'm askin' if you're down?
Now if you tickle my tummy I'll tickle yours too If you touch me here I'll touch you there And rub lotion on you If you kiss me then I'll Kiss you back Smack me, and I'll smack your backside
Now I'm hopin' that you hear me 'Cause I love it when you're near me, And I know, you know, I knew this, So I guess that we can do this. Allright, sing it with me again, c'mon!
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Come on, keep it going! If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Spiderwebs...I don't know what it is Journal, but if there is a spiderweb anywhere in my vicinity, I am going to walk into it. Even if I know it's there, I somehow still get into it. I'm not lucky enough to walk into one with a radioactive spider waiting to chomp me with DNA altering superpower spider venom either. Just plain old sticky, stringy, spider butt floss.
It's almost like all of the spiders of the world got together, and made a pact to catch me, cocoon me, and suck my insides out. And, what do other people think whenever they see me trying to pull spider webs off my face and hair? For the outside observer, it must look likey a schizophrenic monkey grooming ritual Journal.
It's annoying, it's creepy, and it's embarassing Journal!
diogenes Forum Posts (4,761)
I saw many many wonderful things all lined up in a thread last night...it was awesome
RE: YIPPEEEEE.....
I am seriously going to say "stuff it all" someday!I will move to Malta, and do the Earnest Hemingway thing....minus the alcoholism, and suicide of course.