RE: Say Something.... You Know the Rest...??!!

You know how long I been on ya?

Since Prince was on Appolonia

Since O.J. rocked isotoners

Don't act like I never told ya

RE: If roses are red

When we sleep together
I'm no longer a loner
When I wake you up
It might be with a .......


nevermindblushing

RE: If roses are red

Roses and violets
Bloom in gentle Spring showers
I'd like to take you there
and hang out for hours

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

idea

You're right, and he might even be 15 emotionally, and desperately need her for guidance.

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

I think being around you would give me an inability to keep my trousers on as well.....

devil

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

Okay, my serious answer....

I won't say that there is no way that a 19 yo girl could possibly be mature enough for me to consider having a long term relationship, but the odds are that they are not.

RE: If roses are red

Violets are lovely,
And Rose thorns are stickers,
Since you are English,
I should have said knickers.

:giggles:

RE: If roses are red

Awwwwsmitten

Roses and Violets abound 'til I'm choked
I must cover my ship before it gets poked

RE: If roses are red

Roses and violets
Just cannot compare
To the beauty of Claire in her underwear

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

If by "date" you mean lay pipe to two of them in the same night, then I say Yes!

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

What like that nerdy kid from Saved by The Bell?

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Is an American of Scotch / Irish heritage Scirish, or Irotch?

confused

RE: If roses are red

giggle

Sooo naughty!

RE: Creating a Detoxifying Bath

Could I talk you into rubbing me down with ginger?

RE: If roses are red

Violets are blue
And rose thorns are pricky
If we were in High School
I'd give you a hickey

RE: The Theory of VR Evolution

No!

RE: Creating a Detoxifying Bath

Discalimer: Any ladies who offer me the use of their garden tub, may also be slipped into

RE: The Theory of VR Evolution

Man hands....

Feeling....

Emotions reeling....

Fall in love....

Get carried away...

I like how you think....

I love what you say....

I'd like to verify a few criterias, by placing my man hands on your posterior.

RE: If roses are red

Violets are blue
And Roses are red
Does the carpet below match the drapes on your head?

RE: Creating a Detoxifying Bath

Any way to get that stuff into a shower?

I'm a large man, and I don't sit comfortably in the average bathtub.

RE: The Theory of VR Evolution

Thus is the recipe for the evolution of evolutional theories of any type. 2 table spoons of conjecture, ½ cup of hypothesis, 8 oz can of suppositions, and a pinch of evidence.

RE: The Theory of VR Evolution

What?

It is a well established VR evolutional theory that, the stronger minded most responsible and desireable VR mates have through the process of natural selection weeded out the less mature dreamers, sliders.



(I'm making this up as I go along too)

RE: The Theory of VR Evolution

Was that a fart joke?

RE: Creating a Detoxifying Bath

please

Please let Claayer come in here, and write about being in the bathtub with fruits, and honey, and cream, and stuff........

RE: The Theory of VR Evolution

That's true, too.....


Honesty is one of the surest expressions of confidence.

RE: The Theory of VR Evolution

The quantitative data seems to be missing on this, but I would like to offer some anecdotal qualitative data, and say that this has been my experience, and I believe it to be true.

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

A pair of Nikes

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

Ask Justin Timberlake

RE: MetAl Help

Are you building a time machine?

Take me with you....


We used oil sand to cast molds in metal shop.

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

What's your position on eating in bed?


please

please say on bottom

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