RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

I don't know what that means, but it sounds really wrong!

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

I'd like to have you know that I do.......


devil

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

squeezing my bum

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

She's about to get kicked out for eating crackers.

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

Yeah, you got in the way of the Heat Treatment there.....but you'd probably like it.

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

gift

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

A Heat Treatment

RE: Say Something.... You Know the Rest...??!!

Why is he rebuilding, did Humpty Dumpty sit on him?

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

A cheesecake with fruit topping of her choice.

RE: So, we have had men bashing threads, plenty and then some... So this is for all you guys....

Flattery is nice....but I prefer gifts or money.

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

laugh

I forgot about the paper cowboy hat.

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

I still have your charm that Jingles
The memories they give me tingles
So I put them in my diary
That I keep hidden inside of me
And sit silently empty handed
Not quite the way that I planned it

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

Nice!

grin


I'm giving you $5 and a squeeze on the tushie!

Plan B Screen Names

Why not Mastic55.5?

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

Salty?

I'm not a sailor.

They call me Sugar Nuggets for a reason......


confused


Actually no one calls me that.

dunno

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

You think that's sweet....wait 'til I dip my nuts in it.grin

Plan B Screen Names

Dopamine

Seratonin

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Hey Journal,

I was thinking about something today. Just one of those random memories that pops into your mind for no apparent reason. Whenever I was married, my wife had two children from a previous marriage. We were all at a local harvest carnival in Gilmer, Texas called the Yamboree. The two older children wanted to ride on the pirate ship. You know what I'm talking about Journal, the big boat that swings back and forth.

Now when I say older children, I mean older than my daughter. They were only 5 and 6 years old at the time. Also, their Mother is the kind of lady that worries all the time, and has panic attacks and stuff...She hates rides, she won't ride them, and usually won't watch. So the kids are all excited, because this is the first time that they were big enough to actually go on one of the larger rides.

Well....when the ride started, they freaked out. They were screaming, and crying. I was riding with them, and doing my very best to console them. When their Mom saw them screaming, she had a fit too. She was all freaked out and crying, she ended up covering her face and walking away. I told the kids...."Oh Great! Your Mom's upset now."

Suddenly, they plastered on these artificial smiles, like they were in a Church Choir or something, and threw their hands in the air, and yelling, "Woooo Hooooo!"

I still think of that, and I am amazed at how eager children are to please their parents. They were scared, but did thier best to have fun to keep from upsetting thier Mother. It was a really sweet moment.

Later Journal

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

Kegels

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

Not hardly...

Silent But Deadly?

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

Farting and holding wizard's head under the covers

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

I've been shakin' and actin' a donkey tryin' to get to you and that monkey

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

That's him in a nutshell

RE: how many dogs belong to cs

Yyyyyyyoooooo!!!

W'sup Dog?

RE: What is the person above you doing in bed II ?

The Horizontal Hokey Pokey

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

Get it?

Turtles are into themselves?

laugh

Anyone?


Nevermind....

moping

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

Turtles are into themselves

laugh

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

Well which half is it, ya think?

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

A wet tee I hope!

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

I am a dove?

Wow

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