diogenes Forum Posts (4,761)

RE: Say Something.... You Know the Rest...??!!

Oh, Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Fever breathe your love on me
Take away my name
Fever lay your hands on me
Never be the same

RE: Name five cities???

Edinburgh

Dublin

London

Athens

Prague

May I have some more please?

RE: WHAT WOULD MAKE YOUR PERFECT DATE/NIGHT OUT

It's a horrible lubricant too!

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

Now that would be awesome!

Tickets to a Saints game.

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

A jump rope or a trampoline to go with her tube top.......





This is going to be fun!!!!

RE: WHAT WOULD MAKE YOUR PERFECT DATE/NIGHT OUT

I love to go swimmin' with bow-legged women, and swim right through their legs....

RE: Men, Please Explain "Nagging"

It's "nagging" when the woman is never satisfied, or never expresses any appreciation.

I live for pats on the back.

I will do almost anything for a woman I love, but if I don't feel appreciated, I promise I won't keep doing it for very long.

Tell me how awesome I am, tell me I'm appreciated, and I will run myself ragged just to hear it some more.

JMSelfRighteousO

RE: Is there a limit to the number of possibilites of finding love...

Each of the experiences you mentioned when experienced will be accompanied with an emotional response, however subtle it may be. If you drink the sour milk and enjoy it, you will probably keep on drinking it. If you hate your Yugo, you'll probably go looking for a Lexus. This is the power of our emotions. Without them experience is meaningless.

RE: Dominating women

You take the T-H-E out of psycotherapist

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

A manly manicotti

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

Just put me down on your "to do" list under "put out like a fire"

RE: Dominating women

Nice

RE: Give something to the one above you ..

$5 and a pat on the behind

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Hey Doctor Blossum

RE: Don't ever tell her: Yes Dear !

Naughty smiling little brown eyes
get to running off at the mouth,
and telling me everything that's on her nasty mind.

They say she's malnutritioned,
in need of some Vitamin D,
and inviting me to that tingle in her spine.

I love who she are,
I love who she ain't,
she's sooo Anne Frank.
We should hit the attic and hide out for about two weeks,
Rick James-in',
No chains and whips,
but I do suck lips 'til hips jerk.
The boy next door's a freak!

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Oh yeah!

They're the ones that perform The Ballad of Chasey Lain huh?

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Not really... I look terrible in baggy sweat suits and do rags

But I like to listen to it.

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

"Squish Mitten"

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Mmmkay!


Feel free to love me for it.

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Awesome!

RE: Is there a limit to the number of possibilites of finding love...

It would be my pleasure to bring a Purple Pickle to your tickle tunnel.

RE: Is there a limit to the number of possibilites of finding love...

The Tickle Tunnel....

duh!

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

RE: Is there a limit to the number of possibilites of finding love...

That's right....everything from Tube Steaks, to Wet Carrots, or Zipper Zuchinis, you might even get lucky and get a Purple Pickle Tickle.

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

In competetive weight lifting, I don't think that sudden uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.

RE: Is there a limit to the number of possibilites of finding love...

Awww.... man hugs!

RE: Is there a limit to the number of possibilites of finding love...

That's the thing isn't it...these emotions are what give life it's zest. Love would have no meaning if we didn't love to be in love. Were there never any pain, or if it didn't hurt, there would be nothing to drive us toward something better.

Look at it this way instead....the love is worth it.

Life is all about pain. Any Mother already knows this, because life begins in pain, it is endured in pain, and if you are conscious when you die, you will probably die in some sort of pain. But love.... ....love is worth it.

RE: Dominating women

No, he was most likely swimming the Río Grande. I live in Texas, remember?

RE: Dominating women

Okay so here's a theory. My crystal ball is telling me that it will not be a popular one, but here goes. It's not just these days....some say that it goes all the way back to the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden. There is a part of a verse where the curse on Eve for eating the forbidden fruit, "and your desire shall be for your husband." Some interpret this to mean, that originally, and ideally women were meant to be equal....But Eve brought this curse on all women and now they are no longer equal, and have desired to be in Man's place ever since. I've heard it explained that anyhow.

I'm all for equality as the Apostle Paul and James Brown taught it. Paul acknowledged women as subserviant, but not in the negative sense that is commonly associated with that word in modern American English. I'm going to paraphrase, or rather simply state my interpretation without quoting the verses, but really James Brown did it first. "This is a man's world, but it wouldn't mean nothing without a woman."

If men would worship women, and treat them as the most precious gift we could have on Earth, because they are, then it would be much easier for a woman to be satisfied in her role, and willingly give her man authority or the final word on matters.

It's the same thing as the "Golden Rule" or "Karma" or the "Law of Attraction" you get what you give.

Some people would disagree. "Nuh-Uh," they'll say, "I did this, and this, and this, and all that the other person did was treat me bad, and take me for granted."

I say, hogwash! Look at where the focus and intent is in a remark like that. I did this, and they did that. It may not be glaringly obvious to everyone, but the focus is on self, and not on love. That statement wants to make the self a Martyred victim. It wants to make Me a good guy, and Them a bad guy.

We've all heard it many times before, we give, not to get something in return, but simply because it is the right thing to do. Love that keeps score is not real love at all. If we all love for the sake of loving, all of the time no matter what, then equality will flow effortlessly in every arena of life.

RE: Men...fess up...

When I was married, and worked out of town....putting down my bags was the second thing I did when I got home .......if you know what I'm saying.