I had to go get finger printed today, because I'm renewing my Hazardous Materials License. I tried to explain to them that I have the same fingers that I had four years ago, when they did prints and a background check, but I still had to do it all over again anyway. Anyway...the girl had to take a picture of me as part of the process. So jokingly I ask, "Should I smile, or should I look annoyed?"
"Ummmmm, look annoyed.", she said.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha", I laugh and then stand there smiling.
"No, seriously!", she says, "They don't want you to smile in the picture."
So, if the conspiracy theorists are right, and the government is evil; and they decide to frame me for something...out of the myriad of smiling photos of me to choose from, the one they took of me today will be the one all over the media, in order to get the world to hate me.
I hope you'll stick up for me Journal, and tell all your friends that you know for a fact I'd never do something like that.
In the late 80's a volunteer fireman near where I live was caught lighting fires so he could have an opportunity to play hero.
You seem like an intelligent woodzchick, you should be able to live your life without burning anything down. So don't fret over who's coming to put out the fire.
There's a pretty good Minor League team in nearby Bossier City, Louisiana....and there's the Dallas Stars too. So I occasionally get to watch some live games.
There's a pretty good Minor League team in nearby Bossier City, Louisiana....and there's the Dallas Stars too. So I occasionally get to watch some live games.
I've been working with this new company for about a month now. The other day I found out I have a new nickname. I overheard some of the other guys referring to me as "pretty boy".
Should that bother me? Is it weird that I kind of like that nickname.
Not for me, no, it's not a deciding factor. I only list mine, because I'm proud to have worked my way up into the bracket I'm in. A little over five years ago, I was on a fast track to prison, and/or the grave. So I think I've earned a little bit of bragging rights.
The person above me once tried to rob a convenience store with an electric chainsaw, but the master plan was foiled when the clerk noticed the unplugged cord end dangling from the device, and the unconvincing 'whirrrrr, rrrrruuuuumm, brrrrrr' noises coming from the would be assailant
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RE: What do men look for in women?
Well, there's this joke about a guy looking for his car keys...