I think no one would even care if he weren't famous. I think too many people give up on marriage too easily. But, mostly I think it's none of my business.
The hair reassures me that you've been through puberty, and are all grown up.
Bald stuff always makes me feel wierd...like a molester or something. I mean...y'all already cry, and throw tantrums...if you have a bald coochie, you might as well just go ahead pee on the sofa too.
Safety training, safety training, safety training, we are always safety training for work. Today we all got first aid, a CPR refresher training.
You know how I always like to do silly things for attention Journal?
Well, during a short break in our four hour course, I grabbed the little infant CPR training doll from the classroom. I carried it down the hall into the lobby, and sat all comfy in a chair with the CPR baby cradled in my arms. I waited until the girl at the reception desk glanced over, then lifted up my t-shirt and pretended to breast feed.
She didn't blink, didn't crack a smile, nothing...totally blank stare, then she went right back to typing.
I just knew it was gonna be hilarious, and I got no reaction whatsoever!
A few extra pounds if fine. Big fat fatty fat isn't. Some ladies can't tell the difference, so I always go by the breath test. Now let me tell you right up front and honest, that some ladies find the breath test offensive. Okay, some ladies also want a man who is open, and shares his thoughts, and feelings. So in fairness, this is honestly what I think and feel...
If I go downtown to chow on the meow, and I can't breath because belly fat is stuffing up my nostrils, then ya probably got a few tooo many extra pounds.
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My head could use a good bopping now that I think about it
RE: Lessons learned the Hard way!