RE: What is your everday philosophy of life ?

Simple.....

Live for today, because tomorrow isn't promised !

RE: Why are you still single?

Been cheated on too many times

RE: KEEP CALM and ..........

'Erm. Try moving to a DIFFERENT spot. doh

RE: WE THE PEOPLE

People who live in glass houses should close the curtains before removing their clothing
dancing

RE: I was diagnosed with this 3 years ago

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I was diagnosed with this 3 years ago

Were you also diagnosed as 100% visually impaired?

doh

RE: Life just begins after we die ...

I have gone through this post from the start and am confused,
WHY is it posted in Jokes and humour?

RE: How a dating web site can work for you.

WTF
Skype is a messenger, NOT a dating machine.
Same sort of thing could be asked about telephones or texts.
In many cases relationships that break down can in most cases not be repaired even by one on one contact.
So the question/poll is irrelevant anyway.

RE: fav pick up lines from guys

Ask the girl you fancy to touch your shirt, then say to her.
"Okay. Is this boyfriend material?


thumbs up

RE: Ladies, Big one for you

Then go marry a cow.

doh

RE: Cows

I love cows.
Especially in pies. tongue

RE: i am fed up with this site

It depends on what you expect to find.
Just saying what you are looking for and expect from a partner is not really a lot.
Giving information about yourself and what YOU yourself like is an advantage.
For all potential contacts know, you may be not what THEY are looking for.
They have also to kiss a lot of frogs before they find their prince.

cheers peace

RE: Dingles

WHY is this and similar posts by the OP in the humour section?
Surely they would be more appropriate in general dating and polls.


doh dunno

RE: WHAT DID YOU DO IF YOU WAS GOD FOR ONE DAY

Hmmmm.

Secure world peace

Stop wars and hunger

Cure all diseases

Peace and harmony everywhere.

....Oh wait.....You said GOD and NOT Miss Universe?


MY bad......
doh tongue grin

RE: Shipwrecked ........

1. A knife.......
Why?

Immediate protection and self-defence while you construct more suitable weapons.
The ability to quickly sharpen a strong stick to make a spear for hunting and for protection.
The ability to gradually and carefully build a handmade bow and arrows.
The ability to cut vines and/or animal hides into thin strips to use as cord so you can make or build things.
The ability to cut and build a variety of primitive traps and snares to capture wild game.
The ability to properly skin an animal and slice the meat into thin strips to cook.
The ability to properly scrape and prepare a skin so it can be tanned into a useful buckskin.
The ability to convert a buckskin into a nice pair of moccasins.

2. Fire starting Kit
Why?
Self explanatory.

3. Stainless steel canteen.
Why?
You can use it to store/boil water for purifying/cooking/drinking.

RE: Do you think that the next pope will be the last?

Guess that decision is in the lap of the Gods. tongue

RE: ANOTHER 8 leter word for too many scrable threads.

Maybe playing 'Scrabble' WOULD improve your spelling skills.

It may also help your understanding of the meaning of words.


irradiated
Verb /i'rade?at/
irradiated, past participle; irradiates, 3rd person singular present; irradiating, present participle; irradiated, past tense;
Expose to radiation

Expose (food) to gamma rays to kill microorganisms

Illuminate (something) by or as if by shining light on it
- sunlight streamed down through stained glass, irradiating the faces of family and friends

(Irradiation) Spread of the flexion reflex to involve additional muscle groups and additional movements with stronger stimulation.


Did you by any chance mean Irritated?
I only entered a very small explanation of the word here.
There IS a more detailed description in ANY dictionary.

'Shouldent' Is either (In the short form Shouldn't) Which is short for Should Not.

The is why the forums are sectioned.
If you feel that there are TOO many spelling games, then don't visit that particular thread.
Although playing the games and taking part can also help improve your lack in spelling and word knowledge.

Not having a go. Just trying to help. thumbs up

RE: Can we leave this planet someday?

Some have already left.

My next door neighbour for example.
He's been spaced out since last Friday.
cheers rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The only one ,JOKE thread

If EVERY joke posted was confined to one thread, then the originality of personal tastes in humour wouldn't be the same.
Maybe on the 'genres of jokes' threads would be a possible idea?
Then again, THAT may not work as jokes that are on a particular topic may end up in a section not intended for viewing by someone opposed to that sort of humour. Ya know what I mean? wink
Posting should remain as it is. If you know by the title that it's not really suitable for some tastes, then they aren't compelled to see it by scrolling past it to reach the particular gag you're searching for.
Responding to particular jokes could also be affected.
Why change the current system anyway?
If it ain't broken, then DON'T try and make it better!!!!
lol


professor

RE: bears

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game, recently issued this bulletin:

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.

'We advise outdoors men to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them.
We also advise outdoors men to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoors men should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear manure:

Black bear manure is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear manure has little bells in it and smells like pepper.'



doh grin banana

RE: irish confession

SHOLULD have been a Scottish confession

tongue grin

RE: Football will England ever win tee world cup again?

Scotland? confused Scotland? confused Scotland? confused

Do they actually have a national team anymore?
And when did they last qualify for ANY competition in the last 25 years and getting further than 1st rounds or knock out stages?

tongue

RE: Football will England ever win tee world cup again?

Erm a NATIONAL team consists of players who are actually the same nationality!!!! doh
Never even heard of a New Zealand National Football Team.
(Hopeless at most sport?)
And just how many medals did the kiwis win in the Olympic Games???
a total of thirteen Olympic medals (six gold, two silver, and five bronze),
I rest my case!!!!
Word to the wise.....Rugby isn't the be and and all. NOR does it matter!!!!! tongue

As to the OPs question, As long as there are so many foreigners playing for ANY national club side with foreign managers, and exorbitant wages being paid, then the chances of England winning the world cup again are about as likely as New Zealand getting the winter olympics or winning the Eurovision Song contest!!!!
devil

RE: Going to Iraq

rolling on the floor laughing crying rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Going to Iraq

rolling on the floor laughing crying rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Message to the USA from the Queen

Love it, Love it, Love it. dancing dancing dancing

RE: Would you date...

I plead the 5th.
And being a Limey living outside the limits of jurisdiction, I don't qualify for ANY form of retributiion.


tongue tongue tongue

RE: Why most of the men out there are unemployed

MANY of the men MAY be unemployed. For a great deal of them, that could also be due to the worldwide recession, and the lack of steady work.
Cutbacks in almost ALL fields of employment are hitting hard universally.
I myself AM unemployed. Though I never expected to be. I just wish I WAS able to find work, but as I underwent heart surgery earlier this year, I am now deemed unfit for serious long term employment. I DO have light part time work, but THAT doesn't really help.
(Not exactly a good catch for ANY woman I guess).
I don't claim to be what I'm not. Why lie? The truth always comes out anyway!!!
When I was married, I stayed at home as a house husband while my (ex) wife worked. (Big mistake)
Married men (AND women) In some cases they are also unemployed. (Works both ways) who are here, or on ANY dating site for that matter have nothing better to do.
Just looking for a bit of excitement I suppose.
I know that as I myself live thousands of miles away from 99.9% of available matches, all that any of the contacts I meet here will be is just long distance (Email/Pen pal) friends

RE: Ladies how Tall do you like your men ??????

HEY!!!! What's wrong with those of us guys under 5'7"?
What we lack vertically doesn't restrict horizontally orientated challenges!!!!


tongue devil grin

RE: Do you believe the world is ending December 21 2012?

JUST in case the world DOES end on the 21st, are there any women here willing to have unabandoned and fully naked cam 2 cam intimacy?

Replies to my email box here ASAP. devil


Just kidding.

I'll be appreciative though if there ARE any females, (Preferably local to where I live) getting in touch for normal friendships.
sad flower bouquet

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