conjoined dilema

hey a female clown is called a clunt.

RE: Ageing

Growing old.wnen you bend down in the morning to tie your shoes you make sure on your way back up you check out all the bits and pieces that need checking as you wont be down that way again today...

conjoined dilema

does curry mean you thought it was good,its an origional.

conjoined dilema

my conjoined twin brother has just announced that he is gay,he has a date comming over tonight.unfortunatly for me we share a butt.

RE: Can anyone explain to me

ff are and were a bunch of swindling selfcenterd criminals whose soul purpose was jobs for the boys and cronieism.fg are much the same theyre just not letting on yet.so yea much as much.

RE: ~~()~~People and their pets~~()~~

I hava a sister thats like bloody doctor Dolittle.one of her dogs puked up sausages in my car,they were whole not a tooth mark on any of them.

RE: How can ya tell ????

my eyes are so nice one eye cant stop looking at the other.

goldfish

Two Gold fish in a tank,one says to the other;how the f..k do you drive this thing.

RE: Camping

it has the whole shebang,camping is mighty craic ye will have a ball.

RE: Camping

theres tons of them,theres a nice one between cahir and clonmel called the apple farm,and clonmel is a great town with good clubs,and bars.

memory loss

whats that about now,confused

memory loss

what is amnesia.is it,A.Memory loss. B,Memory loss .or 4 The battle of hasteings..

RE: Your favourite sporting heros

id give the great Sean Kelly the nod.

i do as im told

I Was visiting the hospital today and the fire alarm went off.we were told to head for the exit in an orderly fashion.So I grabbed a white coat and pushed a bed out the door.

St Patricks Miracle.

St Patrick performed many miracles,the finest being the lift at the end of Dirty Dancing.

the black stuff.

I Wwas hospiitalised after downing a pint of the black stuff on St Patricks Day,apparently tarmacs not good for you..

snickers

THINK I POSTED THAT IN THE WRONG THREAD.IT WAS MEANT FOR THE JOKE ONE,

BEAR ATTACK.

WHY SHOULD YOU PLAY DEAD WHEN BEING ATTACKED BY A BEAR...TO GET YOU USED TO HOW YOUR GOING TO BE IN A MINUTE,

snickers

does any one remember when the snickers chocolate bar used to be called marathon, i believe they are changeing it again to SNUNDERPANTS.

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