This just in.

Explosion at a Pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 people injured.laugh

PARANOIA DEFINED

Im a schizophrenic and so am i.

alcoholic scot

If a homeless,alcholic scot had torrets how would you ever know.laugh

summers here

Wife shouted up the stairs this morning,THE SUNS COME OUT.Dived out of bed put on my shorts and flip flops.dashed down the stairs into the kitchen.there was my son holding hands with a fella.laugh

RE: what are you listening to now?

Glen Hansard and Marketa,falling slowly from the film Once.class

PARANOIA DEFINED

Whats the Definition of Paranioa..a man leaving a Rugby match cause he thinks the Scrum are talking about him.laugh

PARANOIA DEFINED

WHATS THE DEFINITION OF PARANOIA..A MAN LEAVING A RUGBY MATCH CAUSE HE THINKS THE SCRUM ARE TALKING ABOUT HIM.laugh

RE: oh oh...

You meen that nigerian mans profile is very convincing.

dead zombie

I started writing a book about this zombie that came back from the dead.then i realised is all ready been done,its called the Bible.laugh

dead zombie

Started writjng this book about a zombie that came back from the dead.then i realised its allready been done,its called The bible.laugh

fairly ok joke.

Why should you play dead whilst been attacked by a Bear.?,to get you used to how your going to be in a minute.grin

RE: horse racing.

i bet you its not.

RIP JIM STYNES

REST IN PEACE JIM STYNES WHO PASSED FROM CANCER AGED 45.LEGEND.

RE: Wee daniel o donnell..............tool or legend ???????

Some one was telling me recently that Daniel O Donnell got a girl in trouble.He told her mother she was smokeing.laugh

ST PATRICKS MIRACLE.

ST PATRICK PERFORMED MANY MIRACLES,MY FAVOURITE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE LIFT AT THE END OF DIRTY DANCING.beer

Blue

Whats Blue and cant Sing...The band Blue.


















laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh giggle laugh laugh laugh

CASUALTY

Ended up in Casualty the other Day.Turns out the Dyson Ball Cleaner wasnt what i thought it was.laugh

CASUALTY

Ended up in Hospital last week.Turns out the Dyson Ball Cleaner wasnt what i thought it was..laugh

RE: Comedy

LIKE JIMMY CARR AND FRANKIE BOYLE,ALSO DAVID MAC SAVAGE,ANY ONE SEE SAVAGE EYE CHRISTMASS SPECIAL.CAN BE SEEN ON RTE IPLAYER,A MUST SEE.beer

RE: water......

Very Dead,

RE: Indoor skate park in limerick

You could google it.grin

RE: Ch 4

She sounds dreamy.

RE: What's your favourite smell???

No 19 bus on a dead badger.

RE: What's your favourite smell???

RE: Christ in Christmas?

Am no they dont.The Muslims dont celebrate it nor the Hindus,or the johovas,or seikism.

RE: Long or Short Hair

Love blonds with a Bob,and preferably specs.blushing

RE: HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO???

He must be hung like a shire horse.laugh

A late vocation

my Grandfather on his deathbed beckoned me too his bed side,i leand forward and he whispered in my ear,YOU SELLFISH MAN.couldnt believe he wanted me too be a fish monger..laugh

RE: Michael Higgins prezident

OUT OF ORDER BUD.HES A HUMANATARIAN,A SERIOUS WIT,A POET,AN ANTI WAR ACTIVEST,A FLUENT IRISH AND SPANISH SPEAKER,A SENATOR....AGEIST P..CK.

RE: Cat-lovers in Cork

I believe the Chineese like the odd cat.laugh

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