Harleyquinn Forum Posts (1,707)

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Jun 29, 2010

RE: Are internet dating sites additive?

Not addictive, unless of course, you get addicted to it!

Jun 29, 2010

RE: Soccer - Time to bring in new technology????

I'd watch if they used a brick instead of a ball!

Jun 29, 2010

RE: PETITION TO STOP POINTLESS PETITIONS

Perhaps with a ruler alongside for unmistakable comparison?

Jun 29, 2010

RE: Mosquitos

Don't tell they're carrying guns now too?

Jun 29, 2010

RE: Mosquitos

Keep the males, they don't bite!

Jun 29, 2010

RE: Mosquitos

Put some listerine(mouthwash) in a spray bottle & spritz it around where you're at, they hate it!

Sleep with a fan blowing on you, they can't fly in wind more than 4 or 6 mph.

Be sure to keep anything that can hold water dumped out. They can breed in only a spoonful of water.

Eat lots of vitamin G(garlic) and/or brewers yeast.

Jun 27, 2010

RE: Who Has Pets?

My current life partner is a redbone coonhound/lab mix.

He's the GREATEST DOG ON THE PLANET(sorry for everyone else!

HE makes me say that!

)

He's getting old & his hips are going but he's still a couple dozen laughs a day!

I also have many fish.

Mar 20, 2010

RE: Fess Parker

Fess Parker was in the TV series Daniel Boone.

Did he also play Davy Crockett somewhere?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

What odds would you give me?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

1. Well that just sounds guilt ridden right off.

2. Could there be anything natural about this?
Caesar salad gives me the burps!

3. What & give the poor thing hairlip?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

You're just tryin' to stop-up my thread with the simple explanation!

They already tried to blow the gas theory by me earlier.

Mar 19, 2010

RE: Have A Great Weekend

Especially naked!

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

Have you ever heard Alfalfa from The Little Rascals sing?

Or was he from Our Gang?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

What & make the baby go deaf?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

I suppose it'll all come out in(?) the end!

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

Pink?

OR

Blue?

I know, purple, it's got a bit of both!

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

If it comes out male?

CherrkBloom?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

Hey, wait a minute!

I've watched women for years, doesn't someone other than the expecting do that?

You volunteering?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

But, I'm already charlie!

Hey I could be charlie rich, the grey cur!

'cept I can't carry a tune in a bucket!

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

So, you're bettin' on the gas too?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

What're you saying?

That I already have a fat head, that couldn't take getting any bigger?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

Thanks, but I already got some of those stretchy elastic pants.

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

Well, I thought of that, but my moobs are swelling & my 30-
something-pack has turned into a kegger!

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

Thanks

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

SO, what are you saying?

That my kid's gonna be hairy?

OPMar 19, 2010

O!M!G! I'M PREGNANT!!!

What ever shall I do?

I have to admit this is the biggest quandry I've had to wrestle with in quite some time.

Mar 15, 2010

RE: whats your favorite wild animal???????

Men followed by a cheetah can't last very long!?

Mar 14, 2010

RE: whats your favorite wild animal???????

I'm gonna have to go with the tasmanian tiger!

That or the duckbill platypus!

Feb 25, 2010

RE: do u often drink milk ?

Allow me to help you out a little.... The list is udderly endless!

Feb 24, 2010

RE: IT'S TRISH'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

Well, well, well!

Happy B-day girly-Q.

And a belated happy B-day to solsticemoon!

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