A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. And with Nigerian penchant for life overseas, he decides to try countries with greener pastures.
He goes to the hell earmarked for Germany and asks, “what do they do here?” He is told “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Irish hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. So he resigns himself to the Nigerian hell, where he finds a long queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?” He is told “first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.” “But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?” asks the man. “Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for his private business.” (For once, it pays to be a Nigerian)..
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
Tease, my guy am trying here and i need back up for the 1st time in me life but i have to be honest. I just came back with my date who just left. God bless her. So i have put my secretary on leave cos i can't afford to pay her and i owe her a lot of money for keeping me diary alive.. This is an offer she shouldn't refuse or resist for crying out loud. What more can a nice girl ask a decent guy like me..?
Don't forget Ali was a dancer and would have taken Tyson to school cos he would have frustrated Tyson.. Sonny Liston was like Tyson he was knocking out opponents with both hands and no one gave Ali a chance over Liston. But one of my favs is Riddick "Big Daddy" Bowe. Believe it or not he is in the top ten..
My friend congrats, remember i always told u to hang on there. And am happy for u, really happy. Will miss u though. Will be my turn next and it's gonno be very soon...Am so happy for u.. God bless u and long may it last...
At least Chisora put up a better fight than David Haye. And regarding Tyson's fight with Holyfield, the fight would have been a different affair if Tyson had not been in prison. Don't forget he was no good when he came out of prison...Lewis was a hiding bum it took him 24 rounds to beat an old man like Holyfield...Didn't even have the decency to give Klitschko a rematch cos he was scared. His mum picked his fights for him.
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RE: A new way to settle disputes on CS....
That will work defo....