Green_Sleeves Forum Posts (4,812)

Strong gale out there!! Be careful.

RE: breaking news

Frog goes into a bank, looking for a loan!


Goes to the counter and says to the cashier, Paddy Whack; "Hello, I'd like to take out a loan of 10,000!"

Paddy Whack, amazed at this says; "have you got a guarantor?!"

The frog replies; "Well, my dad is Mick Jagger!"


Paddy Whack, not convinced by this insists that some collateral may be necessary, so, the frog, rummaging in his bag pulls out a porcelain ornament and plants it on the counter!

Paddy Whack tells the frog to wait while he talks to his manager!


So, Paddy, explains the situation to his boss, whom, after a few moments reflection turns to Paddy and says; "Its a knick-knack Paddy Wack! Give the Frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!"

RE: Neknomination

As harsh as it may seem but theres only one idiot in this scenario and he's in a coffin now! I was at the very spot he drowned last Monday the place is f&*kin lethal with the flood waters out, why anyone in there right mind (even if he had drink!!!) would climb into it is beyond me!

RE: Lobsters Or Lice?? Which Tastes Better??

Choc-o=lit hob-nobs

RE: So Here I Am

What if youre not in Galway? Do you get extra for travel costs?

RE: happy martin luther king day

Man, his funeral was hilarious with that guy doing the sign language, but didn't have a clue was he was signing!

RE: how to gain weight ??

Are you the type that can actually put on weight Jayne? Some people are just thin. I'm like a broomhandle, a whippet, a pull-through, etc etc, I can eat as much as I want; trash, healthy stuff, meat, whatever and I simply cant and don't put on weight!!! I don't know where it goes; think weights, exercise is the only option for me!

RE: what is on your mind 17

Thanks guys, you get so attached to the bloody things!

RE: what is on your mind 17

He was 11, a Cavlier King Charles, he had some recent heart/breathing issue but was getting over them and suddenly last night he lost the use of his back legs and was in a lot of pain, we brough him to the vets, she gave him painkillers and kept him in, but, his heart must not have been able for it and he passed away, hopefully in his sleep, but still, alone in a vets cage

RE: what is on your mind 17

Our family dog died last night, I had to bury him this morning! We had him 11 years......shattered!

Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

Ok, sorry, shoulda more specific in my choice of words; while Londonderry may be on the island of Ireland, it is part of the United Kingdom and rightly so

Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

k, sorry, shoulda more specific in my choice of words; while Derry may be on the island of Ireland, it is part of the United Kingdom and rightly so

RE: why is daniel o donnell so charasmatic ?

Oh, and another possible (and highly probable) answer being the 'D.O.D effect'




WHAT 'BOUT YEEEEEEEE

RE: why is daniel o donnell so charasmatic ?

Bcoz he is a nice guy wit a gud heart.

That's what all the women on these sites are looking for apparently!

Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

I heard one of the local SF politicians was to be on tv alright, missed it

Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

Derry's not in Ireland

Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

Hah!! Take that Dublin, Cork, Kerry, emmm...Galway....Aran Islands, Belfast, Drumshanbo, Kilkenny and all the other countries in Ireland!!

CARLOW made RT (Russia Today!! ) a rather glowing report, so, yeah, you'd better start taking us Carlow people more serious now!

What would you rather be?

he's telling untruths about me, twisting my words!!

What would you rather be?

stop twisting my words and making lies about me, I know the truth.

What would you rather be?

Go west gay boy!

What would you rather be?

Boil your head!

What would you rather be?

Cant stop me typing though!


May hate me, may bate me, but ya cant discriminate again me!

RE: what is on your mind 17

I'm great thanks, what about you?? Hey, might I say what a lovely hairstyle you have today, did you do something different?

RE: what is on your mind 17

Women complain about these 'hi, how r u?' messages from guys, and a number specify that they wont answer such messages and fair enough! But, y'know, women send them kinda messages too!

RE: Hair styles

You look fairly different in the new pic there!

As for myself, nah, short works best, I have horrible hair, you cant do anything with it, so, its the usual 'grade four back and sides and scissors on top' job for me, then the ol' parting to the right

RE: what is on your mind 17

I would like to declare, or should I say, propose, that the third Friday of every month be the day that we eat spaghetti hoops using a spoon! No, scrap that, it'll be the day when we purchase a can of spaghetti hoops with a spoon! You bring the can, to the counter on the spoon, if you can manage two you get the spoon free! But the trick is that you'll have brought your own spoon but, people are stupid and will haven't forgotten this! Its a sure fire marketing winner!

Spoongetti Friday!


Discuss it, hell, make a thread about it if you feel strongly about it, but leave me out of it, I merely provide the ideas.

RE: what is on your mind 17

Watching a French movie about a lesbian couple!


I want to be a lesbian when I grow up!!

RE: what is on your mind 17

Sure didn't the yanks capture the first Enigma machine, and sure t'was them that won the battle of D-Day!

Cant believe you'd watch that Hollywood sh*&e for starters, I thought more of you than that!


Let the Russians do it....




Apparently the Ruskies aren't overly pleased with it, reckon it doesn't show the full horror of what went on.



BTW, in fairness, there might have been one or two female snipers knocking about!

RE: what is on your mind 17

Ya cant bate a good haircut! Makes ya feel like a new man!

RE: Did any one found date on this site

When did you have it last? I'll let you know if I see it