As sure as night follows day. Don't forget to have a lucky rabbits foot, some four leaf clover or even an old horse shoe to ward away the doom mongers who reckon cause it'll be four funky moons in row that the world will end..
Daniel is out to lick his Strictly rivals thanks to proxy-voting Irish fans
Some Daniel O'Donnell fans are going to huge lengths to ensure he stays on Strictly Come Dancing.
People from the Republic cannot vote on the hit BBC show, so some are sending cash to friends and relatives across the UK in order to vote for the Donegal crooner.
Daniel (53), who is partnered with Kristina Rihanoff (37), has admitted he is aware of the moves some of his fans are making.
"I have heard that and it shows true dedication," he told the Irish Daily Star. "It really does show the lengths people are going to back me.
"Some people would have known me and known what I do, but others have never heard of me, and it's great to meet new people."
Daniel will perform on either Friday or Saturday night's show but has yet to find out what is in store.
"I don't know whether I'm coming or going," he said. "I'm terrified. I don't even know which night I'm on. I don't know what song I'm dancing to and I don't even know what I'll be wearing."
Even more concerning, however, is Daniel's habit of sticking his tongue out when he is concentrating - something he will need to work on before the weekend.
"When I am under pressure, I have a habit of sticking my tongue out," Daniel said. "When I am concentrating and trying to get a step right, Kristina keeps telling me to get my tongue in!"
I have already told you that I am not going to get involved in one of your mind numbingly boring discussions on the Anglo Irish conflict. After over eight hundred years it is time to put it behind us.
Stan I asked you are you going to stand and watch a British Army GAA team play at Croker? Don't you think it is an insult to the victims and their families?
Imagine they end up playing a Kildare team in a final. What will you do? Will you wave the butchers apron because and show sportsmanship...?
I wouldn't be susprised if you did. You do sound like an east coast version of snowy.
Nahh you don't forget them. What you do is after several mths of no contact, you get in touch and tell them they are a cnut...Second thoughts, get in touch, arrange to meet them and do a no show cause you'll be somewhere else getting loved up.
RE: What's in your mind part 28
If it doesn't end and you do max out this weekend, all you have to do is go AWOL for 7 yrs, then you'll be legally dead and no debts to pay.