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RE: Worst, or best online experience you have had?

haven't had a best, yet. Was worse was a woman from another site. She was a felloow karaoke junkie. I thought this was a good thing, WRONG! She kept her face in the book the entire night, did not say one word, did not even look at me.

So, I just got up and left. Later I was talking in one of the forums about bad dates, and I mentioned one that was boring.....she sent me a mail and said "...I hope that wasn't me, you were talking about."doh doh doh

RE: Out of interest

this is easy....NO!!



I can't see me EVER in a position where you simply could not be without this person.. In fact, I wouldn't allow myself to be in that position.


If they are not local....we'll never meet

RE: Don't it make yuh think ?

I wish it were true here. People refuse to stop buying Citco gas. Even when the gas across the street is cheaper. Rather than have to cross traffic, they would rather pay more to Chavez. Americans have no stomach for boycotts....ot maybe it's a back bone problem and not a stomach problem. OR maybe no balls!!thumbs down

RE: Do you feel this way sometimes?

****Do you feel this way sometimes?







No....I feel that way all the time!!
mumbling mumbling mumbling

RE: who should pay??

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!!wow

going to make the effort!!

Indeed!! easy to clean andgreat for draining fat!! But it's the veggies that I need to concetrate on. And less bread!! I eat bread with everything!! Maybe a brocolli sandwich??? Culiflower spread on a tomato sandwich>>>doh

going to make the effort!!

Great philosophy!!rolling on the floor laughing

going to make the effort!!

c-o-o-k-i-e laugh

going to make the effort!!

Groovy!!banana



electical banana...is gonna be a sudden craze!!banana

RE: whats that youre eating?

devil devil devil

going to make the effort!!

I just bought a steamer!! I have resolved to try and better my diet! I will eat more steamed veggies, I already use a Foreman grill for meats and fish.




BUT I SHALL CONTINUE TO DRINK, DO DRUGS, AND SMOKE!!devil

RE: whats that youre eating?

whats that youre eating




Cynthia!!!laugh

Guns or Doctors????

as I have said recently...my views on gun control have been swayed by good debatethumbs up

Guns or Doctors????

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.


Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statisticallyspeaking, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'


FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!





one of those things that make you go...HMMMMMMMMMMM
confused

RE: who should pay??

If you want a piece of this, Ladies!! YOU GOTTA PAY!!rolling on the floor laughing

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RE: LOOKING FOR LIFE PARTNER

I once had a "life partner"....she pissed me off...I took her life!!



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RE: Okay... Just Gotta Have Your Views on This One!!

want me to beat him up??????boxing boxing

RE: The perfect storm

Come to Papa!!hug

RE: Hello everyone,are you bored ?

dunno



O.K.....show me where the tan lines are supposed to be!! I'll need to give a full exam, to see if you are healthy enough for a vigorous ANKLE massagedevil

RE: Hello everyone,are you bored ?

Show me the tan lines....payment enough!!tongue

RE: Happy frenship day

heart wings

RE: Happy frenship day

handshake

RE: Hello everyone,are you bored ?

Need an ankle massage???? Hmmmmm??? Just how far up does it hurtdevil



THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!!!!!!

RE: oops, off to a good start

yeah......like me!!!very mad










Just kiddinggift .....check for white powder before openingdevil

RE: Bus passenger beheaded seat mate

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RE: oops, off to a good start

Muuuuuaaaahhhh!hug

RE: oops, off to a good start

yes....it all began at the Jefferson Davis Memorial Hospital in Houston Texas! it was a cool autumn day, back in 1950. In October, I think





So anyone else had any terrible starts ?

RE: who should pay??

You wash....before a date???? Even if it's not Saturday????dunno



Wow!!!!!!!!!!! Now THERE'S a concept!!jaw drop

RE: who should pay??

I don't date "LADIES" Only Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.



So, is it O.K. if they pay????confused

RE: Hello everyone,are you bored ?

Last night I was at karaoke....and nobody sang Unchained Melody!! This is not normal behavior, usually the worst singer in the house sings it! This is cause for concern! We hear rumors of doomsday, but before this, I had not given it much thought. However, there is now more credibility to this line of thought, since I have seen, or rather, not heard, the heralding in of the END TIMES. May God Bless the Righteous Brothers, and may He have mercy on all our soulssad flower

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