shipoker55 Forum Posts (9,362)

RE: I am a Newbe, and A Canadian too.

I like Canadian bacon!!.....sorry, hate the taste of beer.





Nothing against Canada, really! It's a nice suburb!!

RE: The age thing stopped me, what do you think

JMO....a disaster in the making

we are all adults......

I'll go tomorrow!!

we are all adults......

How about....significant other...guy friend...my man...lover...anything but "boy friend"

we are all adults......

G I Jerry!!

RE: I am a Newbe, and A Canadian too.

Sorry about the Canadian part....but welcome, anyway!!

RE: What's one thing you can't stand?

MEATLOAF!!!

RE: freedom

freedom=not married

RE: freedom

freedom=not married

RE: Angels Are Everywhere

sorry....can't buy into the angels thing!!

RE: KURAN is,whic ALLAH have revealad,in order that you bring out mankind from darknesses into light

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RE: BIBLE;HOLY BOOK OF CHRISTIANITY ???

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RE: I am a 4.. and he is 28, why life must be so cruel...

you write better than I did at 4

RE: What to do with a wedding ring after divorce

I still wear mine because I am so fat I can't get it off!!

RE: any men want to chat

oh God oh God...hold me back!!

RE: MEN!! come here, im a blonde model 18, looking for anyone from 18-30

oh God oh God Hold me back!!!!

RE: When a Man states in his profile.........????????

I am looking for an activity partner.....someone to go to karaoke with, maybe a museum or to the beach. It means not looking for romance...just someone to hang out with.



Intimate encounter is self explanatory...LOL

RE: photo rate--if u got lower marks

I have had my photo rating turned off for two years. I don't need validation from others!!

RE: Say Something... No need for name... Be nice if can -Part 2!

Are we still being NICE?????



STOP IT!! I'm going mad!!




And now my head hurts from that wall!!!

RE: Question

they are more desperate???

RE: What's one thing you can't stand?

Ouch!!! How can you forget I'm a man??



<----------LOOK!!

RE: What do I do?

It's a no win for you.....butt out!!

RE: What's one thing you can't stand?

Can I have the leftovers, please????

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

The only match I can see is the lady from "Throw mama From the Train" Is she still on here???


She and I have the same personality...and who can resist her smile???

RE: What's one thing you can't stand?

I'm getting a visual!!

RE: Musical Mates

I think my posts are filled with romanticism. I am a softie like that!!





And leave the word softie alone!!

RE: What to do with a wedding ring after divorce

Just added it to my "ex-wives collection box"





No, I still wear it so women will think I am married!!

RE: Musical Mates

My second choice would be:


Put another log

On the fire.

Cook me up some bacon

And some beans.



And go out to the car

And change the tire.

Wash my socks

And sew my old blue jeans.



Come on, Baby,

You can fill my pipe,

And then go

Fetch my slippers.



And boil me up

Another pot of tea.

Then put another log

On the fire, Babe,



And come and tell me

Why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash

The car on Sunday?

Don't I warn you

When you're gettin fat?



Ain't I a-gonna take you

Fishin' with me someday?

Well, a man can't love a woman

More than that!



Ain't I always nice

To your kid sister?



Don't I take her

Driving every night?



So, sit here at my feet

'Cus I like you when you're sweet,

And you know

It ain't feminine to fight.


So, put another

Log on the fire.

Cook me up some bacon

And some beans.



Go out to the car and

Lift it up and change the tire.

Wash my socks

And sew my old blue jeans.



Come on, Baby,

You can fill my pipe,

And then go

Fetch my slippers.



And boil me up

Another pot of tea.

Then put another log

On the fire, Babe,



And come and tell me

Why you're leaving me.

RE: Post a rumor about the person above you III

She got her screen name after being observed fondling a particular creature in Lock Ness!!

RE: Musical Mates

I can't post the lyrics of the song that descibes my perfect mate

But it is the Ballad of Chasey Lane...by the Bloodhound Gang