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RE: why r good girls so hard to find?

*** why r good girls so hard to find?


This site is full of some of the nicest and most desirable woman on the planet!!

I only wish.............oh well!!

RE: would you still love me if:

Because if there are kids in the house....I showed up at the wrong house....again!!!tongue tongue

RE: I'm so excited

GROOVY!!

RE: would you still love me if:

In a word....NO

RE: How do know if the guy is ditching you?

If he sends you a gift certificate "Good for one free visit to Dr Kervorkian" professor

RE: Congrats ... Happy times !!

yes...happy for all!! Congrats!!yay

RE: are you available ?

sorry....I learned my lesson!! No more flirtingscold

them or me???

He secretly supported Hillary!!thumbs down





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them or me???

You think that will hurt me??rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: slow dance

For me, it's gotta be....Unchained Melody!!

them or me???

Sure! I'm now a politician...I'll promise anything for your vote!!banana banana





banana = campaign mascot!!

them or me???

Great Answer!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Dying Alone - A Wasted Heart

Fantastical!!

RE: Does size matter?

Of course size matters....if it's too big, I'll get lost!!

HELLO HELLO hello


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RE: slow dance

I never dance slow when I hit my thumb with a hammerscold

RE: What Guys do that Scares Women Away

LOLrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Dying Alone - A Wasted Heart

I'll add my favorite word...Groovy!!thumbs up

them or me???

Money??? Please do not soil my campaign with thoughts of filthy luchre!! We shall thrive....and win, because we are right! Not rich!






Vote for me....I'll set you free!!peace




Truth is...I am writing my own name in when I vote!!thumbs up

If Rwantin were president!! Who would...

well, since I have now announced my candidacy for President....all others are superfluous!!

This is a dating site!!

well!! never expected to see this again!!

RE: What Guys do that Scares Women Away

I agree with you Daniel. I am a perfect gentleman in person, (I know I am not nice here, but there is a reason for that). I dress nice, I don't drink excessively, I am well groomed, I am very quiet. I can't find a real date to save my soul!

But some grossly overweight, beer drinkin', tatooed biker, comes in, loud and obnoxious, swearing, falling down drunk.......ends up with the pretty lady.confused confused

RE: aggression what's behind it?

you, alone, are responsible for your actions! PERIOD

RE: Don't shoot the messenger, this is just too funny!

to both jokes in this thread.............thumbs up

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RE: What Guys do that Scares Women Away

scold Last time I sent someone WHO REQUESTED them, I've been payinf for it ever since!! scold








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RE: selling Fla. home and heart online

E-Bay has no sense of humor!! Notice she wasn't removed from CraigsListdevil


I offered 39.95 for the house....but wasn't interested in the "true love" part!!

RE: HOW MANY DATES?

there is just no pleasing you..is there!!frustrated

RE: HOW MANY DATES?

O.K.! Then how about metting at MickeeD's, have a big mac...then onto my place for a "B-I-G M-A-C"devil

RE: Who left the other in your last relation?

I left...because she cared more for the bottle than us!!

RE: how many times can you fall in love?

614 times...if you are in Hollywood!!



For those of us who live in the real world.....608 times!!professor

RE: HOW MANY DATES?

you find this funny????
















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