A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"
Thanks for the answer on HD Smokey, I now know what you is talking about.
Will be away for a couple of days (back to UK, accountants and lawyers and crap). So keep the bar running and no wrecking it like the last time I was away
By the way have you seen that that cheeky sod Yammi has taken up my position as a naked entertainer for the ladies (lol) on the virtual party thread. Looks like Im out of work with the younger generation taking over. Still it was time to hang up my thong (oh what a horrible thought)
Dear Doctor WW, I am writing to you in the hope that you can help me solve a problem with my relationship with a beautiful lady As you know from some of the comments I have made in the forum I am willing to travel far and wide in my pursuit of that one person. Well it just so happens that within the next couple of weeks I am on my travels again to see the most gorgeous lady I have ever set eyes on. Not only is she very beautiful but she is also, kind, sensitive, humorous and intelligent. Well by now you can probably see where I am coming from, you have seen my profile and can easily see that the ravages of time have not been kind to me (I had a bl**dy big paper round). The lady I am seeing is also a brilliant conversationalist with a wide knowledge on all subjects and with the ability to clearly and succinctly put into words what she needs to say. Again as you can see from my posts I am a one line merchant getting by on what little wit I have. Well the way I see it, is that if by some miracle and good fortune. After I have wined and dined her (the finest Rioja of course), things could then become intimate, and this is the crux of my whole problem
WW its not a matter of success (its not a contest), its a matter of getting to meet people and seeing where it goes. I have met 3 wonderful ladies from different parts of Spain (actually physically met), and had some wonderful times. But as is the way of the world although we are good friends and still meet occasionally there is no future long term relationships. Finding the "right" (whatever that means) person, where everything between 2 people is what they want, will take time. But in the meantime I believe in having a good time and making new friends along the way.
Hello all, my its been a dead weekend in the bar...apart from the new comer that WW got all steamed up about. Welcome oh Picky One. There are normally loads in here but I guess that with all the drinking they do they are all suffering. I have just come off 2 weeks on the wagon so I'm in good shape (hangover wise I mean). These youngsters just cant party any mor, wait till austria!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interesting topic....just a simple observation.... Without this technical advance we wouldn't be able to have threads and internet dating sites (not to mention all the advances in medical world etc).
So keeping it simple I hope that it ends with me finding....the reason I'm on this site.
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RE: introduction
Hi Jade,Im new to the UK forum (was on Spanish on for a while when I lived there).
Now back in UK looking for the same sort of banter and fun and hoping to meet
some like munded people.
Thats if you dont mind an oldie putting in his opinions
All the best to everyone
KK