rusty_knight Forum Posts (6,840)

RE: Compassion group

Emailing a group member sounds logical.......

RE: Your mood today ......

Me too!

Just had a guy along to quote on 16 new double-glazed windows (out of the 60+ in the villa)........... no cruise this year methinks! heck.......... even the pull-down flyscreens on some of the smaller windows cost enough to make my wallet weep!

RE: Fellas where would you rather be...

I'd rather be............ left alone!

RE: Good Morning Europe (No. ?)

In a recent scientific experiment 100% of women who suffer from PMT lost all symptoms if they drank more than three bottles of RED wine per day!

RE: Good Morning Europe (No. ?)

G'day - have you read how that evil symbolicalartisticthingy person has been knocking volleyball?

I imagine, like me, that you are VERY distressed!

RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation

I knew women should never have been allowed to learn how to read and write!

Take this place......the ladies should be busy cooking food and dealing with wailing infants while we guys chat on the internet about politics and religion and how good at cooking and being mothers our wives are!

RE: The Importance of Correct Punctuation

Whoops! Is there supposed to be a pregnant pause after that statement?

RE: Artist desperately seeking EU men with intellect and heart!

whoops - start of above post was a partial quote from symbolistartist............

RE: Artist desperately seeking EU men with intellect and heart!

There were many obstacles to overcome and to some extent I've given up most of the fight. quote]

Once you really 'give up the fight' wonderful things happen in your life - believe me!

I gave up the fight when I was 50........ I retired six months later, and my life has been full of wonderful blessings ever since!

RE: 7 Billion people, yet we are alone

'Being alone' is a state of mind.

Once you embrace yourself (no, not that way!) and life you are never alone.

Let that inner happiness shine though!

People are attracted to happy (genuinely happy, not people acting the fool like me as I come over here) people.

Once you are nolonger 'alone' mentally it is a logical outcome that you'll also soon nolonger be alone physically!

Yay!

RE: What do you think of Malta?

My best friend lives near Murcia - at present she only flys out here from the UK (she has family in the UK and flights from the UK to Malta are cheap)............. maybe one of the cheapo airlines will soon start up flights from Murcia or Alicante to Malta - I sure hope so!

RE: Get Rid of the Bad Guys!

I ALWAYS give out my email address; if it weren't for the lovely scammers nobody would write to me!

RE: MUSLIMS IN EUROPE

In 1918 the 'flu pandemic killed over 50 million people - more than in the world war to follow.

Nature's solution to all sorts of things.

I think a really good old-fashioned global pandemic would solve all sorts of problems - what a nice world this would be with say 50 million people on the planet instead of over 7 billion!

Just imagine if our technology survived!

Think about how much work we really need to do - a few thousand people could easily feed 50 million of us, we could travel on motorways without being bumper to bumper or having to worry about too much pollution.

We certainly think we are the top species on this planet and maybe we are in our ability to mold our environment to our will, but there are too many of us - really!

I don't want to go back to a hard rural life....... many advantages I am sure, but also many disadvantages.

I'd like a new world that embraced technology sensibly and enjoyed these benefits AND in a decent environment.

It's possible, but not with such a huge population.

We need to breathe; eventually we end up killing each other to start all over again unless dear old mother Nature does the job for us first.............. a really effective global pandemic that killed off a large percentage would be a real help to those who survive - people of all races and religions united in the grief they feel for the loss of many, many loved ones.

RE: Demure

And what's YOUR flora and fauna like, then?

RE: What do you think of Malta?

Nope - not so far............ but Ryan Air to cheapos from Valencia to Malta and a friend came over last year for 14.98 euros return including all taxes!

RE: How do you dump someone you met on the Internet?

YOU need help!

RE: How do you dump someone you met on the Internet?

Toy need help!

The Adventures of Sir Rustin Grott.........

Sir Rustin groped for his mobile phone/cellular thingy and dialed his dentist..........

'Take all her bloody teeth out!' he gasped

RE: MUSLIMS IN EUROPE

It's one world - and survival of the fittest....the rest is mumbo jumbo politics and religion!

RE: MUSLIMS IN EUROPE

Human beings are human beings - where in the Bible/Koran/whatever does it say that men and women are not free to travel on this planet?

The Adventures of Sir Rustin Grott.........

'Because, my dear, you amuse me!'

Sir Grott twiddled his moustache furiously while imagining what he'd like to do to her in his castle...........

RE: Gun Control - Yes/No? Don't Take My Guns!

Yeah..... but only sitting down!

RE: How did you come up with your username?

Somebody in the EU forum called me 'Rustin Grott'... I kinda like it!

RE: Gun Control - Yes/No? Don't Take My Guns!

Never mind that Bobbitt woman...I'd end up peeing like a watering can!

Screaming!

My mother is great with visitors and the perfect host!

'Robert........ get blah blah a drink!'

'Blah blah - would you like to stay for lunch?....Robert will cook you something'

'Blah Blah - oh, I'd like to get you a present - Robert go down to 'x' and buy 'y' for blah blah when the carers comein..it'll do you good to get out!'

She gets lots of visitors...... I think it's important for her to be able to chat to people so I encourage people to come and visit her........ I don't chat to her much as she doesn't talk to me really - just tells me what to get her as if I am just a servant.

I don't get visitors myself - maybe I'm just jealous of my mum!

RE: Gun Control - Yes/No? Don't Take My Guns!

OMG!

RE: Gun Control - Yes/No? Don't Take My Guns!

I bet the extra two rounds are useful in case you miss any particular part of his body with the other ten!

The Adventures of Sir Rustin Grott.........

Later, much later, his great grandson, Sir Rustin Grott de la Thurde switched on his computer and joined CS..........

and?

RE: Gun Control - Yes/No? Don't Take My Guns!

Women SHOULD be allowed to own guns...... just not allowed near any ammunition!

The Adventures of Sir Rustin Grott.........

It was a dark, but warm night.... no stars shone in the sky and Sir Rustin Grott was bored.

He ambled down to the dungeon and prodded a few of the prisoners with his favourite 'prodding stick'.......... a Swiss walking stick with a nice metal spike on the end of it then wandered back 'upstairs' and rang the bell for his butler.

It was 3.30 a.m.

Reggie, the butler, groaned as he heard the bell. Should he wait 5 minutes and risk angering Sir Rustin for his tardiness or go as quickly as possible? He decided on the middle path, as usual, and took five breaths before jumping out of bed to go and serve his master.

'What time is it?' demanded Sir Rustin

'3.33 in the morning, my Lord' said Reggie.

'Oh' said Sir Rustin

'Anything else, my Lord?' asked Reggie

'No' said Sir Rustin Grott.

THE END