rusty_knight Forum Posts (6,840)

Screaming!

What?

So she can speak and scream LOUDER?

Screaming!

84......85 on 4th August (if she lives that long, but if I die first I'm not going to her 85th birthday party - no way!)

RE: What do you think of Malta?

Get your eyes tested - and don't a drive a car before you do!

Screaming!

My mother has got into the habit of letting out blood-curdling screams!

What should I do?

Should I get 'ear defenders' or maybe call a horse doctor?

RE: MASS SHOOTING

Nah.........just admit people by their names is enough - if named 'Robert' or 'Gertrude' they are 'ok' if named something weird like 'Romeo' don't let 'em in!

RE: What do you think of Malta?

Gozo sucks - good!

RE: What do you think of Malta?

'Umbresco' - a good Italian wine?

RE: Good Morning Europe (No. ?)

It's a weird name for a place, isn't it?

I mean 'Adelaide'?

Where does it come from?

"Adele, she was a lovely old lady, but we decided to lay her poor old bones down here - and here she still lies....in Adelaide!"

Who knows?

I love poetic thingybobism.......... ahh - 'poetic licence' i think it's called!

RE: RON PAUL

I thought he a singer too - or the leader of some obscure religious cult!

RE: Good Morning Europe (No. ?)

Oh Dawn, my darling!
I love it when
You crack
Open a bottle of vino collapso!

At first
You tease
And slowly pull
You make me laugh
You silly fool

Oh Dawn, my darling
Fair crack at first light
Your lips, you whole being........
Fill me with delight

Ode to the woman you wake up to,m or delight in a new day!

RE: Good Morning Europe (No. ?)

I cracked her up!

RE: What do you think of Malta?

D Bar is good - last year had about eight CS members from abroad (i.e. Malta) come over in the winter and it was pissing down outside....and we had a four hour lunch and all left very happy!

RE: What do you think of Malta?

The problem with Tuscany (very beautiful, cultured etc) is that there are far too many bloody Italians living there!

RE: What do you think of Malta?

You got me here in Gozo!

RE: What do you think of Malta?

Bugibba - for the 'fish and chip' brigade - and where (in the land of the blind the one-eyed Lagoona is King!)

RE: What do you think of Malta?

The Maltese islands are the best place in the world to live - and that's my opinion having lived and worked in five continents...and I am NOT Maltese!

RE: Good Morning Europe (No. ?)

Good morning! (well it was when I got up at the crack of dawn!)

RE: The Prayer of Francois Villon by Bulat Okudzhava

I like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed on poo poo...... that's what I call a good servile population - if I am ever in power I'll create a mushroom state that'll ban mushroom type nuclear explosions but I WON'T tolerate dissent!

Anybody disagrees with me will be subjected to at least 10 minutes of public humiliation where I'll take great delight in havibng them tied down (naked or at least semi-naked) and work them over with my 'tickling stick'

Yes - that'll be the day!

INTENT

Only serious posts?

Oh dear.........

That's me 'out' then!

RE: wishes...

I ran out of coffee and had to open another bottle of wine - it's a hard life, innit?

RE: Home Sweet Home...

Thanks - she's really wonderful...... the only woman I've ever met in my life knows how to handle me - and I love it!

She left Sunday - six whole days ago (boohoo!) and this time we don't meet until Friday 22nd May (four weeks and five days apart) - and it's her birthday 23rd May and it's going to be great to be together again - this time for ten whole days...... then I fly out to her on the 16th June for nine days and it feels good and secure to know the future is planned for at least the rest of the summer (flights booked all the way up to and including August!)

Woohoo!

RE: Home Sweet Home...

I have to cut my toe nails now and again!¬

RE: Home Sweet Home...

Me too... but she is designing the bathroom and the kitchen and the living room and the bedrooms and so all I have left is to design my own office!¬



I'm not complaining really - her home in Germany is 'perfect' - while my home in the UK is a hovel, and the villa out here is beautiful, but in need of some renovation/modernisation.

RE: Home Sweet Home...

Dang - I never dated a sleepwalking woman before - and I guess I never shall as I'm 'taken'!

RE: Home Sweet Home...

Just my type of bathroom!

I think we need different height ledges for the leg-shaving though, don't you?

RE: Home Sweet Home...

I always try not to disturb others when I'm sleeping - are you saying that you're a nakedmudthingysleepwalking kinda gal?

RE: Home Sweet Home...

Women!

Only women would need a walk through closet so they can decide what to wear in the bathroom!

RE: Home Sweet Home...

I design my own office............ she's too good at interior design to let me mess with any of the rest of any of the three homes we have between us.

INTENT

No, I don't think I'm a control freak, but I think I might have been in the past without knowing it........... now the only thing I like to keep control of is my budget as I can sometimes be over-generous and then regret it later when eating baked beans for a few years as a consequence!

RE: Hi there, I am Andrew, I am divorced and finally no longer bitter!

Excuse me - how the bloody hell can Andrew be divorced?

He doesn't look old enough to be married, let alone divorced!

Same like with policemen - they look like they should be in school............ what's going on?