RE: How much would you pay for me on Ebay?

There isn't a half euro cent is there? dunno

Beat the Recession/Depression Blues!

Well - all I can say is that I bought in some corporate euro bonds at 15.5 cents per euro maturity value paying 4.75% on Friday 13th March and I could have sold them yesterday for 36 cents.

I won't sell though as 4.75/0.155 = 30.645161% annual interest until 2049, by which time I should be dead! grin

Beat the Recession/Depression Blues!

Beat the Recession
Beat the Recession
Beat the Recession/Depression blues!

Don't read about it
Don't read about it
Don't read about the recession/depression news!

You know it
Yeah, baby you know it
You know you need some more loving booze!

You need it
You know you need it
You need my loving, baby, to get over the recession.......that funky old depression..... sing me some boozie blues!

Beat the Recession
Funky ol' Depression
Beat that sinking feeling
Forget your wheeling and your dealing
Sink another bottle, and booze away the blues!

yeah baby - gimme......gimme gimme..........
gimee more of your canny mountain dew lovin'......
yeah, think I must be coming -
home to you, then with some tender huggin' -
we'll forget about the recession -
even the depression........
forget about the recession/depression blues!

Beat the Recession/Depression Blues!

Hey - it's just a first draft......
we can insert a bit more 'booze' to rhyme with the blues maybe? dunno

Beat the Recession/Depression Blues!

We need a woman touch for a good tweak?

RE: A changing trend !

Probably - by the way I wrote the recession/depression lyrics, ok?

RE: A changing trend !

I wouldn't recommend that in determining the length of a tampon string when being worn by its owner.... whoops - that was disgusting! What's wrong with me today? doh

RE: A changing trend !

wow - and how do you find the middle? dunno confused laugh

RE: Pick the country that you dislike the most.

It's been renamed 'Diani' that's why!¬ tongue

RE: A changing trend !

plus whether you've had a pint or litre of wine before you start measuring? confused

RE: What Do You Have To Live For?

Galactic bodhi............ glad you have somebody special to see soon - it's a great feeling, right? thumbs up

RE: What Do You Have To Live For?

Wow! So much! I really feel very blessed.........

My latest project, having made oodles of yummy money over the last few weeks, is a charity raising event for the prevention of cruelty to animals on Sunday, 24th May.

I don't want to be either too ambitious and get stressed out or the opposite so I am setting a target of raising between 1,000 and 10,000 euros on the day............ in the knowledge that anything raised is better than nothing, and that my main satisfaction will be gained from making sure that those who turn up have a great time!

'YOU VILL ENJOY YOURSELVES OR ELSE........wine '

RE: I need your input

Roses are red
Owen is sweet
Give back dah money
Or I'll stamp on yah feet! cool

Beat the Recession/Depression Blues!

Roses are red
Depressions are 'blue'
I have my vino -
How about you?

wine laugh dancing

RE: whats the nicest thing a guy ever said to you ladies?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! hug

RE: whats the nicest thing a guy ever said to you ladies?

INPUT........not OUTPUT! laugh

RE: whats the nicest thing a guy ever said to you ladies?

The line of another thread?

"I need your input"

laugh

RE: who likes dylan thomas

Thanks! wine drinking thumbs up

RE: who likes dylan thomas

Dylan was an interesting man..... he travelled to the States a few times, but locally he once got stranded on Worm's Head at Rhosilli Bay - he'd had a bit to drink, and then the tide came in and he could not get back and had to spend the night out on Worm's head freezing his drunken nuts off..... he never made the same mistake again! cool

Beat the Recession/Depression Blues!

Howdy Sir Conrad and the valiant knave Sir Gusset du Vin Rouge!

grin wine

RE: I need your input

Well - get cracking then! cool thumbs up wine

Beat the Depression Blues!

yes - and onshore winds can cause havoc in a crowded room! conversing

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

Of course not!

RE: who likes dylan thomas

Dylan was from Swansea - both my parents were born there and I bought a house in Swansea in 2005.......... summertimes I wax lyrical and think I have some of his Welsh genes - look you! wine

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

I've gone off you!

Me Tarzan - you Jane............I go on swing, you look after Cheetah! tongue

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

Did he spoil it all by falling off the swing and grazing his knee and crying for his moma? moping laugh

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

Let's just hope the waiter was polite! cool

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

The Mercurial One got a workout! dancing

Beat the Depression Blues!

then I write summat and I get ignored! tongue

Sheesh!

Hey - on Sunday, 24th May I'm going to do a fundraising thingy for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals....... do women count? confused

RE: Tell About Your Best Dates

It was a long, hard night! blushing

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