Be afraid - be very afraid!

try 'inadequate' (or maybe 'inedible'? dunno )

RE: Pick the country that you dislike the most.

Nah............ Jersey - people there are a load of bovines!

Now if only we exported some good Welsh sheep to Jersey then they'd be a lot more 'accommodating' people and less up their bums bums re. their tax haven status............. anyways, with new EU laws the Channel islands are only good for excessive bank charges, negligle interest rates and poor service.

RE: Sarah Palin

Enough! Have mercy on this poor frightened sausage! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Sommer.

Keep a bottle of whisky in the loo - it saves time and motion! thumbs up cool grin

RE: Sarah Palin

thanks for the laughter, rocketqueen! grin

RE: Do you belive in love?

only if you're training for the marathon! cool dancing grin

RE: Items that should not be worn in public.

Never wear a large overcooked sausage on your head in public; especially if dripping with 'zenf' or curry sauce......... conversing moping help

RE: wedward

You have other interests? grin

Be afraid - be very afraid!

solly - my English is all muddled wid German and cat talk (re. 'was I enjoyed')

Be afraid - be very afraid!

Thanks................ had a great nine days over Easter etc - even when the weather was crap we had fun..... and the last night we saw the Moscow Ballet Company performing in Gozo which was I enjoyed until I tried performing my 'pas de deaux' on the roof when we got home and something 'snapped'!

moping

RE: Do you belive in love?

Quite right...... true love only happens ONCE per hour on average! cool

Be afraid - be very afraid!

I'm back! batting smoking stuck

RE: Can a man truly love a woman?

"Can a man truly love a woman?"

Of course - if SHE tells him he MUST all he can do is obey!

moping help confused

RE: Write something you do very well

Ok - done my mother supper in between typing - now I have to iron them there bedlinen!¬

moping

Ciao! Ciao!

wine

RE: Write something you do very well

I agree 100%.

The worst thing a British soldier could have on his confidential annual report wis:

'This man sets himself very low standards - and fails to acheive them!'

conversing

Success!

Be happy - be free - be lonely! laugh

Success!

Oh no! Not THAT again! laugh

RE: What's your Philosophy

"Do unto to others before they even get a chance to think of doing it to you!"

cool grin

Success!

I got up this morning.........yay! dancing

Been downhill ever since! laugh

RE: Write something you do very well

Failure isn't an option for me either - that's why I attempt to do as little as humanly possible! cool

RE: Write something you do very well

A friend in need is a pain in the backside - and Easter Eggs are not all they're 'cracked up' to be!

Oh well - my best friend/love of my life flys into the next island in exactly 4 hours and 28 minutes time and I'm beginning to get all 'nervous'!

dancing cartwheel

No Easter Egg emoticon!

Will this do?

pizza

RE: What's your name?

Rudolf the red-nosed Nederlandeer? dunno

RE: I need a hug

A hug?

Why?

When?

How long for?

grin

hug

RE: Write something you do very well

No - you speak with forked tongue......... all my friends know I am mean and horrible and only get them Easter eggs that fell off the back of a lorry and got cracked and were going 'cheep!'

cool

RE: Write something you do very well

I have two whole hours before I have to leave to shave and shower and cook my mother supper and iron...................... I'll wait another 1.5 hours and then panic! laugh

RE: Write something you do very well

The Irish used to call a King of England that......'Richard der Turd' (Richard III)

RE: Write something you do very well

Hey - that's a lovely id for a sensitive, caring, handsome debonair, modest guy like me!

'Rich_Turd'

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Write something you do very well

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! crying hug lips

RE: Write something you do very well

Prove it! batting

RE: Write something you do very well

that's the man's job - isn't it? confused

This is a list of forum posts created by rusty_knight.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here