'Getting laid' is a cheap, nasty, demeaning expression.
If somebody wants to 'get laid' then they can rut in the street like dogs for all I care - the term 'getting laid' cheapens the most wonderful human relationship!
Throwing just one shoe is silly.............. throwing two shoes makes more sense! What use is the one shoe you're left wearing minus its twin? It's silly! It's dumb!
Now if he had only been a USA military man and maybe bruised himself while getting arrested he'd have won at least a 'Purple Heart' for getting wounded in action!
No - I think three years is ridiculous. The guy should have been given a severe reprimand like being told he was a 'naughty man' and let off with a smile.
The head of security, on the other hand, should have lost his job, his pension and made to give back that watch he pinched off Bush when he was 'gladhanding' people in where was it - Georgia?
I'm terrified that I am slowly/quickly killing myself.
I'm also terrified that I'll try and quit and fail.
I hate failure and don't want to try and do something positive and then fail and feel even worse than if I hadn't tried.
Does that make any sense?
I think I know how Phoenix might feel - he said he was going to stop and he meant it at the time; it didn't work for him and he's had to make a joke out of it rather than feel awful.
My apologies to you, Phoenix, if I am wrong. I have no right to imagine what it is like for another person; maybe I have too much imagination!¬
The rest of you have mostly done fantastically well - the success rate is truly phenomenal.
I checked out a few people I know and one had over 700 PAGES of CS posts............... mine was 400+ PAGES which represents at least a few hours/days/weeks of my life posting here!
We have glorious brave hunters here who blast away at little (and sometimes not so little endangered birds) migrating birds as they fly over this little rock of an island.
Our villa has been peppered with shotgun pellets in the past and I'd not be too happy if I'd been accidentally blinded. The hunters can get a little 'uppity' if their right to hunt is questioned and have burnt the cars etc of those who have dared complain too much!
There's always been the claim that making guns illegal equals the criminals having a free hand as criminals are less likely to obey the law.
I think it is an ongoing debate, especially in the USA - where the 'right to bear arms' is almost genetically imprinted in a large percentage of the population.
A guy who was interviewed had lost five million dollars and he hoped Madoff lived a long life in jail and he was asked did he mind paying as a taxpayer for a long jail sentence and he said:
'Hell no - I hope he lives a long, long time in jail and I'm happy to foot part of the bill!'
'Leather' sounds nice............. a nice soft leather seat on a bicycle - and wearing lederhosen, of course, and having a stein or two and then you fall off your bicycle and start dancing and then people gather round you lying there on the ground with your leather hat with the alpenweiss flower in the ditch and you're panting away and 'they' cheer and then 'they' start singing German drinking songs and you feel quite sick and...............
My definition of dying of old age is that you die of cancer - cancer is merely the abnormal reproduction of cells and as you get older and older and cells replicate themselves only 99.99999999 percent accurately the tiny abberations gradually build up and then you get all worn out.
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RE: So who wants toget laid?
Were you that slab that wouldn't fit quite right in the patio?