RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

You've been having too much 'apres-skii' young lady! tongue

RE: Connies new face

Yup!

Amazing!

The lady now looks like your average CS member!

grin

(note I didn't say your average male or female CS member)

RE: smells

The smell of the skin of the woman I love - yum! yum!

RE: Things that just go together.hmmmm

G'day Galactic B!

I love the smell ofv freshly printed bank notes

Frsshly printed bank notes and the smell of a summer breeze drying your notes on the clothes line!

cool

RE: Malta-Gozo....

Are we? I never noticed!¬ cool

RE: Double Dating

Now, listen in...... enough talk of 'dark forests'!

Forests are nice places with lots of trees growing in them and if you cut down all the trees to let the light in then all the nice little furry forest living creatures die - and that's not nice.

Live a happy life in your dark forest, but come out to play in the field next to the forest by the stream where there is a cool watermill and an old man who grinds flour and mutters strange and wonderful things about how he can use the power of the water to make something called elec tris ity!

My, oh my - he says he can make a glass thingy burn with light by harnessing the power of moving water.

Whatever next!

So - enjoy living in your dark forest, but come out and play sometimes............ then, when you are fed up of playing you can go home again into the dark forest and feel warm and snug and secure in your log cabin.

Ok?

RE: Hilarious...

Valletta is lovely - all the guys who are CS members in Malta know her............. and the whole of Gozo too! laugh

RE: Double Dating

No jokes. Very sad. Tell smoky when she gets back. Smoky has some hedge clippers.

RE: You get hurt, so what!

Confuscius, he say:

"Confused woman = good woman"

grin wine

"Woman no confused, man jump on rickshaw or run like duck!"

dunno

RE: You get hurt, so what!

We really are getting married - eventually! thumbs up

RE: You get hurt, so what!

Howdy Claayer - I am getting married again! (it's got to be a habit with me - ha!).

It was going to be 2017, but I think I have her down to 2014 already...... and at this rate, we'll be married in three weeks and two days! dancing

RE: You get hurt, so what!

Always fall on something nice and soft! grin

RE: You get hurt, so what!

Nice to see you back, Claayer!

(and your front is quite nice too! blushing )

RE: Malta-Gozo....

Hiya Twinself! wave

Got a job with the tourist board now, have you? grin cool

RE: You get hurt, so what!

It's a matter of faith - and not religious faith at that; having faith in yourself gives you that quiet 'non-desperate outlook' and then things just fall into your lap............... like when you visit a club and you never asked the dancer to do that, but she did! dancing cool

RE: Cardiologists Funeral

Whoops! laugh

RE: Malta-Gozo....

Nah........... you're cheap and I'm just plain nasty!

Just joking - you are right...... Malta is NOT a cheap place to go on holiday, but it's not expensive either.

Here in Gozo some things are cheaper, but we have less choice than the slick Maltesers who are part of the modern world while we Gozitans still crawl around the island on rather slow plodding horse and carts.

Oh well, I had better go feed the donkey - it's braying again and driving me nuts!


moping

RE: SMOKY

Of course! Brilliant! We should blame Gilly for everything including my knob rot - right? thumbs up

RE: SMOKY

Dear Smokes,

Just to let you know that while you are away we are taking over Switzerland.

You need have no fear regarding your small abode in a remote Swiss village.

We love you dearly and, as a mark of respect, we are moving your entire village to Liechtenstein................ but not the cows.

If you want your cows back, including their nice Swiss bells, you must pay up!

love,

The We're Taking Over Switzerland Action Group

RE: SMOKY

Pffffttttt!

'Later' is another day...... let's live dangerously for today!

wine

RE: Malta-Gozo....

If you want a cheap nasty holiday go to Malta.

If you want a cheap holiday in the company of nice geriatrics - go to Gozo!

RE: SMOKY

Are you saying we can take the piss out of smoky with impunity....... at least for the time being? conversing grin

RE: any pot plant experts out there ?

Pot plants?

I thought the OP meant POT plants.......... I know this guy who used to grow his pot plants at work up in the attic with mega watt lights on all the time keeping them nice and warm and stuff...... they only twigged when the electricity bill shot up and his lovely pot plants had to be cremated and his plan to grow his own pot at work kinda 'went up in smoke'

Oh, well - you can't knock the man for doing his best to use his intiaitive!

smoking

I don't smoke anything but tobacco...... this guy had had a terrible brain haemorrage though, and has a titanium plate inserted in his skull....... and lives in constant pain - so I try not to be judgmental as regards to whether he is breaking the law or not.

RE: Do you find tattoos disgusting or unflattering?

Where would your rede rose be - on your nose? dunno

RE: Unemployed

I'd NEVER date myself! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you find tattoos disgusting or unflattering?

applause

RE: What Do U Expect From This Site (REALLY)?

I'm just a piss and 'take the piss' artist! blushing

RE: Do you find tattoos disgusting or unflattering?

Cool - face painting and bottom painting comes off........... and so do thongs! blushing

RE: My mate...

Obviously you ignored your mate's advice and hence you are in deep doo doo as normal.

There is absolutely no need to bare your soul and deepest secrets to a woman just because you want to get your leg over and feel guilty about it!

Tell her the truth.

Tell her the truth but there is absolutely ZERO need to hell her your whole life story before you fumble with her naughty bits.

Look at it the other way - do YOU want her to tell you every sorid detail of her life before you make it even more sad and sordid?

Think about it.

We are nolonger innocent virgins.

Grow up.

A man has no need to tell his life story to a woman and vice versa........... the past is mostly dead - thank God!

thumbs up wine

RE: What Do U Expect From This Site (REALLY)?

You're an artist.

You do not live in the real world.

The internet is an ideal medium for artists to live in.

Good luck! thumbs up wine

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