RE: why connectingsingles making me single

Poor guy - some horrible woman threw him in the pool with all his clothes on! laugh

RE: White Hair......

Quite true.............. and a woman with a nice juicy steak on her head is attractive in more ways than one! heart wings

Kinda like 'meals on wheels' but different......maybe such an awesome woman could be described as a 'walking restaurant'?

Ideally a steak on the head wearing lady should wear an appropriate t-shirt with wording such as:

'I'm very rare - would you like to be well done?'

dunno

RE: banks interest rates

That's why my mum can't have an electric blanket! grin

RE: The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

Ironic though, isn't it! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Lipstick In School!

I love it! lips

RE: The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

This is called 'The Smoking & Honesty Thred'.

Honesty is a strange thing; perceived differently by different people.

Lagoona described himself in the OP as 'not a heavy smoker'.

He's done a great job cajoling people to quit with a little humour to 'jolly' them along.

I've always found it ironic though that, as far as the HONESTY part goes, the gentleman failed to impart the knowledge that he was very proud of the fact that he used to smoke but didn't buy any cigarettes............... as he quietly helped himself to the cigarettes of other people he explained that this prevented him from smoking excessively! thumbs up

However, to be HONEST, he did then insist on buying the person he'd cadged ciggies off a drink, so he was NOT taking financial advantage of the smoker who had actually bought cigarettes.

Maybe it had got to the desperate stage where he ended up buying his own cigarettes - and hence the 'smoking and honesty thread' was born!

Well done all of you who have quit........... I hope to join the non-smokers too one day and hopefully before it is too late - like Phoenix I know I am not ready yet, but I'm getting more and more scared of the unseen damage being done to me!

RE: banks interest rates

I now have an electric blanket to keep me warm at night!¬ laugh

RE: A question for Americans.

Congratulations on a nice thread with so many decent replies! thumbs up

RE: A question for Americans.

I've only been to Georgia, North-West Florida and Alabama........ to tell the truth I'd not want to live in any of those states although I enjoyed visiting them - there is obviously a lot of the USA that I have not seen - maybe I'll have a look round in another lifetime but I have so many other places I'd like to visit first!

RE: banks interest rates

Good luck with your new company, whoever 'we' are!¬ thumbs up

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

plus 'one should never screw your friends' - unless you're really, really desperate! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

Very true - friendship can last a lot longer than mere love! laugh

The best of all though is be totally in love with somebody who is also a really good friend - and I don't mean THAT friend 'down there'! tongue

RE: What did you do after you brokeup with your lover?

Well, first time that happened to me I left a good career in banking and joined the Army for 13.5 years to punish myself for losing the most precious thing life can offer a human being - love!

I would not join the Army now - they wouldn't want me back at my age.... thank God! grin

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

No thanks - a mother, three female carers, the cleaning lady AND a future wife are more than enough to cope with as it is!

grin

Plus one of the cats is female - I thought she was a 'he' and called her Timmy by mistake........ Tiggy is in fact the male although a skinny little runty thing in comparison to Timmy aska Garfield!

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

Dang - I thought YOU'D uploaded pics of your house but they were all of YOU instead! conversing sigh

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

True - my fiancee has bought a thing for scraping plaster off the walls and expects me to help instead of just watching and making encouraging noises and getting her the occasional coffee! moping

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

Hey - it's my contribution to the economy in times of recession! tongue

I employ three carers, a cleaning lady, a nurse, a physiotherapist, occasionally a heart consultant and a gardener - I wish I had a little more of it to spend on myself, but keeping my mother in the manner to which she is accustomed is the priority.

Life is still good to me, as I can just save up enough money to fly and see the love of my life every few weeks! thumbs up

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

Good luck with your project!

Where I live was a farmhouse for a few hundred years.......... the ground floor is mainly original but the first and second floors were built in 1970/1971............. there are at least 60 windows all with red shutters outside that my dad used to take down and paint every 3/4 years - they are now in a bad state and I'm in the process of replacing them a floor at a time.

RE: Forget people pictures in your profile

I'm too modest to put up a picture of my house.......anyway it's a bit of a mess outside as the helipad is being installed and lots of 'dust' and stuff everywhere!

Actually, my brother once told a friend of his that my dad had a helipad at the villa - then met this friend while on holiday out here - the helipad was a lie (and still is) and my brother didn't invite the friend round as he didn't want his lie to be found out!

I must admit that I am very luck - a cleaning lady comes in twice a week, but I do clean the dishes as she has more important work to do! grin

RE: What did you do after you brokeup with your lover?

1.) Feel miserable for a few hours or days or months or years.

2.) Come alive again and repeat the process!

(getting older makes this all a much smoother and less suicidal process!)

RE: Why do Turkey members get such a hard time.

No - you meanie... today is my turn! hole frog stuck

RE: Why do Turkey members get such a hard time.

Hi there!

I'm not called 'rusty' for nothing - want some lead poisoning? tongue

RE: finish the following into a sentence

If I could rule the world I'd sort out a decent pension plan and quit as soon as possible as the job would give me a mega mega mega headache! moping

US Dollars - yum! yum!

Hoarding gold sounds a bit negative to me............... it might be useful as a measure of wealth but can't be put to good use in quite the same way as money - lending another person a few bars of bullion is probably more of a logistical problem than an electronic transfer of 'paper money'.

However, I do see times of huge inflation ahead as governments have started increasing the money supply 'willy nilly' (£75 billion alone in the UK) before wealth has been created - maybe time to invest in some tangible assets like a few tons of grain or rice................ you still have the problem of storage - oh, there's the futures market - but again the means of trading them is stuff called 'money'!

dunno

RE: War against Christian

We do? blushing

Lions taste bloody awful!

RE: Is Harvard just a Myth?

Alas - ka! ????

RE: Is Harvard just a Myth?

What's a few million sq kms between near neighbours? laugh

RE: Why do people take things so personal in the threads??

Braveheart - was he a dude in CS? dunno laugh

RE: Is Harvard just a Myth?

Like I said, he went to both Yale and Harvard:

George Walker Bush

43rd President of the United States
(January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009)

Nicknames: "W"

Born: July 6, 1946, in New Haven, Connecticut


Father: George Herbert Walker Bush
Mother: Barbara Pierce Bush
Married: Laura Welch (1946- ), on November 5, 1977
Children: Barbara Pierce Bush (1981- ), Jenna Welch Bush (1981- )

Religion: Methodist
Education: Graduated from Yale University (1968); Graduated from Harvard Business School (1975)
Occupation: Businessman
Political Party: Republican
Other Government Positions:

Governor of Texas, 1995-2000
Presidential Salary: $400,000/year + $50,000 expense account

RE: Is Harvard just a Myth?

I didn't realise that Canada was bigger than China or Australia!

1 Russia 17,075,400
2 Canada 9,976,140
3 United States 9,629,091
4 China 9,596,960
5 Brazil 8,511,965
6 Australia 7,686,850
7 India 3,287,590
8 Argentina 2,776,890
9 Kazakhstan 2,717,306
10 Sudan 2,505,810


At least, looking at top four, we can at explode the myth that 'big is better'! laugh

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