beachfarmer Forum Posts (3,784)

RE: OK Guys... I need you!!

I have to agree with RHT (Hi Sweetie)

I just can't say 3 weeks 2 days and 5 hours.

I CAN say that if I don't have an idea of what a potential partner wants within a few weeks, I'm out. That's not at all saying that I don't want to take things slow, but if someone is not communicative enough to say with a degree of certainty where they are coming from (even if it's just casual dating fun) I get bored.

I thrive on engagement!!! (er um....interchange)

RE: crazy dog

Perhaps a bone tree will bring the women flocking.

RE: mediums n physics

Max the Medium was a so-so C average Psychic trying to see what he could do, to push the boundaries of what a public communication forum could be.

Being a "Peripheral Visionary" he really couldn't get a clear and forward looking picture of all potentialities.

Can anyone help him focus?

RE: Have you ever wondered which hurts the most:

Great question...and tough one.

As much as I can't stand the thought of maybe not having acknowledged someone, it's always easier to add than retract.
If you are referring to regret, it is probably more so from something stupid I have said.

RE: What to wear on the Beach this sommer....If anything!?!

but with a cool breeze people might think they've missed some kind of memorial

RE: What to wear on the Beach this sommer....If anything!?!

yea but "true north" varies with the wind.

RE: What to wear on the Beach this sommer....If anything!?!

sometime s it's "hard" not to point

RE: What to wear on the Beach this sommer....If anything!?!

damn...too late someone's sharp

RE: What to wear on the Beach this sommer....If anything!?!

which is more appropriate..the left or the right?

RE: anybody have a trip planned soon?

Colorado next month to hike part of the Ute trail.

RE: What to wear on the Beach this sommer....If anything!?!

I hold my head hi even when they do

RE: Does anyone here miss the 80's?? Not just the music, but other things too?

Don't miss the materialism or coke


I suppose every generation says it, so I will too, I miss the innocence.

RE: What to wear on the Beach this sommer....If anything!?!

what else? overalls.

RE: if you could go any where in the world where would you go?

It all depends.....

How long are we talking?

Don't want to live anywhere else at this point.

A week - I probably wouldn't go any further than The G. Canyon/Zion/Bryce
area road trip..or fly to visit family in CO Rockies.

2 Weeks - Florence, Italy (and ONLY Florence) & AT LEAST 2 WEEKs!!!! to
even take any flight overseas...at the VERY least. W/ 3 or 4 weeks a few more cities. Firmly believe in quality over quantity. Not gonna do the dumb American, cowboy boot, if they don't speak English just talk louder, 18 countries in 3 days, blue hair bus tour.


A 3 Month Walkabout would sure be nice if it could be pulled of!

RE: Apologies to all Blondes...LOL

Do you know why some girls have sore belly buttons?



Blonde guys are dumb too.

RE: More effort...

GOOD CHOICE!!

Your young, got time.
Must complete!!! Like That

Accept no Lameos!!!!!!



GOD...Never thought I'd sound THAT much like my parents.

It happens,believe me, it happens.

RE: Do Long Distance Relationships Work? YES!!

It can work.
Love conquers ALL.<--------------That's a "PERIOD"

RE: Really Name.....

I gotta learn to be a better schizophrenic.


can't even pick an original name

My imaginary friends don't like me

RE: Really Name.....

But you can call me Hank.

RE: Really Name.....

Gertrude Beatrice Whoopy Blake Muffington III

RE: Hello

Naaaaaahhhaaaaahhaaaaa
I know that dude

RE: More effort...

I LiKe tHe IdEa oF bEiNg YoUr oWn BeSt FrIeNd!

BuT iF yOu OnLy hAvE LaMeOs iN yOuR ToWn, wHy nOt bE a ToUgH LoViNg

FrIeNd.....BrEaK tHe RoUtInE, aNd GeT tHe HeLL OuT oF LaNcAsTeR.

WoUlD nOt A tRuE FrIeNd TeLL YoU NoT tO "WaIt" FoR a mAn tO SwEeP YoU

OFf YoUr FeEt (NOT THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE IT BECAUSE YOU DO) bUt RaThEr

TaKe CaRe Of NuMeRo UnO......PuT yOuRsElF WhErE ThErE ArE LeSs LaMeOs &

MoRe PoTeNtIaL tO bE "SwEpT oF YoUr FeEt"??



PoSsIbLy MoRe 420 FrIeNdLiEs aS WeLl

RE: where have all the long haired men gone

well imagine that!

RE: where have all the long haired men gone

long on hair...short on brains


How are ya Rachel?

RE: What is the worst pain in the world???

When someone you really care about gets nuked
and you lose all the historical email of how
you met and got to know each other.

It's not the worst..but it stings pretty bad.

RE: sufers :)

Wait a minute......the most eastern part of Virgina couldn't be any more than 500 miles from a beach.

British Cuisine...Is the Cliche True?

"The 15 British hostages ... say they were well-treated and not tortured. The hostages said, 'Not once were we forced to eat British food.'" --Conan O'Brien

Actually I've heard that British food is pretty much curries.

When I was in Berlin it seemed like German food was primarily shawarma.

RE: Cs will never be the same ...............

Noboby's gonna "hold that Tiger"

She's gggggGGGGGGGGRrrrrreeeeeEEEEEEEEEAAAAATT!

RE: What do you think 'Living Life' is?

How to avoid the cliches

I made a decision a long time ago very much about "living"

I think I can keep this to

Cliche#1 Living life to the fullest

This does not necessarily mean skydiving in a new country every other day, but rather getting the most out of every daily experience including the unpleasant ones.

If I have to grieve, let me explore the depths of despair so that happiness becomes elation. If I have to learn a painful lesson,
let me feel the extent of the pain so I can learn and move on.
If this can be done, all the more room for loving from the depths of my
soul through a vehicle which is as devoid of toxins as possible.

RE: Why don't women talk during foreplay?

Because it's difficult to speak when her lip is quivering like that.