RE: Canada bans Marmite.

To my knowledge, Canada, Australia and New Zealand were never actually given interdependence and are technically still part of the British Empire. Is there somebody we can hang for treason? Banning Irn Bru is a serious matter!idea

RE: Praise for the Lord God Almighty

Sorry. I am promised to another and cannot break the 7th commandment. You cannot break the 10th. angel

RE: Praise for the Lord God Almighty

And here was me thinking Christianity was about tolerance!..... My father's house has many mansions and all that. grin

RE: Elderly/sick parents

Hell No! And have them fritter away my precious inheritance on expensive medication and health care. Compulsory euthanasia I say! grin

RE: Nice People...

Great news my fellow insomniacs. Only seven more sleeps till Christmas.very mad

RE: The Troika

The veil slipped the day it was decided that the Irish budget had to be approved by the German parliament, (not the European one), before it could even be discussed in your own. Your forefathers would be delighted at the bend over and take it attitude. Off ye go and sing a few rebel songs. It'll make ye feel better about yourselves.

ireland

RE: What condition will the earth be in when Jesus returns for the saved?

Age of Earth : 4.45 Billion Years.

Existence of Man : 200 thousand years.

Existence of Christianity : 2 thousand years.

Just why is Jesus coming back? What's to be saved? What happens to people living during the previous 198 thousand years?

Why do rational people who are able to reject a belief in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy still believe in this particular fable? confused

RE: The Lord is supposed to return for the rapture when the sun is seven times brighter than normal. Is

It's a sad day when the God of love who supposedly created you, me and everything and everyone else has to resort to the threat of death to all to feel needed wanted and loved. I think your God needs a hug! comfort

RE: The British want out of Europe.

Germany will be delighted. They'll get what they didn't get in 1945 without firing a shot. Control of Europe and ownership of a great deal of mortgaged property and land all around the other countries that foolish governments like the Irish one handed them on a plate. Am I the only one that has noticed that lately the decisions are being made in Berlin and not the Hague. Oh and it's not England but the UK as the union currently stands.

Lebensraum.

RE: What's with all the Asteroids ?

Zou can get cream from the chemists for them with an aplicator tube. Oh sorry, asteroids!!!!

blushing

RE: What if forgiveness never comes?

I think you've taken this a bit too personally. My reading of what this lady has said is that you are not ready to move on as you're not quite over your last relationship. I've been on both sides of this problem and it's like carrying another person along with the 2 of you. You'll find yourself criticizing her for something your ex was guilty for and vice versa. And in bad times you'll find yourself comparing your present partner at her worst to your previous one at her best.

So perhaps, you're just not ready yet to move on and that's ok. Don't look on it as being dumped. The lady obviously feels that the way things are just now, that you can't really build a future together. But for your own sake, try to forgive. Anger makes a terrible jailor of us all.

comfort

RE: We Invent.

OK!!!! Who's stolen my flux capacitor? help

RE: there will be always 10% of me lost in the Universe

Why do I have a picture of sandwiches and a picnic basket in my head? doh

RE: Planeload of Croat refugees sent home

Asylum was never designed for economic refugees. Australia and New Zealand have the right solution. Nobody crosses their border without the correct visa. They get sent straight back. conversing

RE: Do animals have soul?

Suddenly I feel guilty for eating that chicken sandwich. uh oh

RE: Foreplay

My definition of foreplay???? confused

idea Twenty minutes of begging I suppose!

RE: Social smokers

I excel at mediocrity! grin

RE: Is wealth become a criteria to be respected in society ?

Speaking of educated people, you can't have a criteria. You can have one criterion or two or more criteria.

The Syntax Police! detective

RE: God has given us the elements to be happy and forfilled

Being the offended party, you and me outside now Conrad! boxing

grin

RE: God has given us the elements to be happy and forfilled

Sort of fullfilled in a fortified (drunken) sort of way. He gets it for €1 per can at the local supermarket. laugh

RE: your epitaph

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.

angel

RE: many are called but few are choosen

The pies at my local bakery. Many are cold but some are frozen! cool

RE: Daily Bread.

It was a bit presumptious of him to think none of the thousands had a wheat or a gluten allergy. conversing

RE: Do you think Jesus Christ is the creator of all ?

The son is in the father and the father is in the son. Nowadays, someone would be arrested.conversing

RE: What do you think it means when you see a rainbow ?

It means that white light is being bent by the rain clouds and due to different wavelengths the colours which make up white light are bent at slightly different angles causing the spread that we call the visible spectrum or in this case a rainbow. professor


Next week: How to determine the lottery numbers by scattering your dead ex mother in law's entrails. devil

RE: does God answer prayers?

So if life had got worse then God would be punishing you. It's a very odd basis for faith. Read what the Almighty put Job through in the Old Testament. dunno

RE: Which Bible character describes you best?

Wodga or Wobin! I was weweased!grin

RE: what do you look for on a first date?

Only your tailor it would seem. uh oh

RE: planing a second date in the middle of the first date

Around here, just mention the word 'gobble,' to a man and you'll be garanteed a second date, and a third and a fourth......... wow


laugh

RE: Life for Killers of Police officers

We need I think to protect, as much as possible, those we rely on to protect us.

conversing

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