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RE: Worst dental experience

I have to be in agony before you get me there

RE: Worst dental experience

all bad

RE: Hello from Germany

Hello and cswelcome

RE: sorry guys,no harm intended!!

so funny

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RE: Santa Claus, God and The Tooth Fairy

Got a dentist appointment soon?

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

No I haven't, all TV in this area is off-air, seems undecided if they have not paid taxes or if it is pirating sky or both.

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver

got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one
are you?'

And then the fight started... .

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio's Bay Village, were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park.... Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't kn ow what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time "

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story
B.S. might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

RE: Monday Morning Jokes.....

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

RE: The CS IM work?

my IM has been turned off from the day is started here, my profile says my IM is switched off, but I have 42 pages of IM requests


sigh

RE: News from your region

WEATHER:

it's hot!!

wave

RE: Change only one letter to make a new word.

moron

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moods

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fools

RE: I have news :)

that makes three of us, ours is due midNovember, a little boy

Also so sorry to be far away.

cheering cheering

RE: 'Hey, is anyone awake'

08.52 here, on Monday, a little cloudy but hot

wave

RE: Hi-ya. Thought I'd introduce myself.....

Hello and cswelcome

RE: More New Words With Ending Letters

nectar

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centipede

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pens

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team

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site

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post

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oops---

soup

RE: More New Words With Ending Letters

cavern

RE: New word with ending letter

copyright

RE: Change only one letter to make a new word.

so sorry!! just really didn't bother to read 5 pages of words

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RE: Change only one letter to make a new word.

ship

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