RE: IF MY BODY WAS A CAR

Hi Pat,

Its great to see you back in circulation. Your car body may be feeling the rigours of long use but your installed computer is still great.

Twas nice to see you in print during one of my (now) rare visits. I wish Nuliii would make a comeback too.

I trust you are now going easy on your STP and other additiveslaugh

hug

RE: A new awful joke

that was a lovely exchange...thanks truheart1941 and serena 123thumbs up

RE: add a clean joke...laugh a little..

You were almost there......an ig is an Eskimo house without a loogrin

RE: add a clean joke...laugh a little..

What is an ig??sleep

RE: Good girl

Im not a guy but will offer this simple explanation:

All the bad girls know Ali 10grin

RE: Love is nothing without ...

I think he is implying that love is a jokegrin

RE: Guys

Well, if women spend time on their backs they are likely to get big tummies.......innocent

RE: Another one for Ladies only

Not in Sri Lanka , dearcomfort

RE: Another one for Ladies only

Id go to a bar...get sloshed and pee on the roadrolling on the floor laughing

Easter

To all my fellow Christian friends whose names I spot in J & H (my fave category) I wish a happy and peaceful Easterhandshake

RE: Would you date me?

Would you consent to carbon dating?grin

RE: What if love had a scent?

Why if.....??? Love does have a scent...ask any skunklaugh

RE: Oatmeal for Breakfast :-)

If I may speak for all those who await your jokes, I wish you would sprinkle some gunpowder on your oatmeal too and live past the 100 year mark.

Be assured that if we live to attend to your funeral rites you WONT be cremated.........

Thanks for the laughter Nuliiiii

Year End Greetings

I wish all CS members a warm and Merry Christmas and another good year at the forumsheart wings

RE: Site has been down :(

Thank you for the update and thanks also to the backstage guys who did a quick job in restoring the sitehandshake

RE: women is the best creation of Almighty God?

Of course! woman is the best (by far) creation of Almighty God who achieved this excellence in spite of using sub-standard building materialrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Dingles

I'd opt to be singlelaugh

Happy Eid-ul- Fitr Ali......and go easy on the biriyani and watalappamlaugh wave

RE: Dingles

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

Well if your dingle dangles..Id try another anglelaugh

RE: Who viewed u last?

The escalator repair man..as I walked over the inspection hatch while he was underneathdoh

RE: stop.

Ali, Its about time you threw those shades away and saw an optometrist. Its is not the belly that bounces- its............wow

RE: I have a problem...

Your Honda at 15k kms should not leak oil....maybe its a slight ooze! why dont you compare the magnitude of the leak with that of your wife's sump when she returns?laugh

RE: God's Answer

S'truethumbs up

Nice to see you again, yon Irish lassiewave

RE: I Have Some News

Thats great news, KB! Congratulations!!handshake hug

RE: KAYBEE'S BIRTHDAY

Happy birthday, Kaybee....best wishes from Sri Lankagift

RE: You're Shore Gonna Love This Joke !!

I shore did Rock!....err sorry, Ricklaugh

RE: best public place you made love without being caught.

yep jac, you were lucky indeed...what if you got STUCK...???????laugh

RE: best public place you made love without being caught.

...a quickie nookielaugh

RE: Witches face huge fine for breaking new flying rules

Yes I agree, benni......there is no speed limit, is there?dunno

RE: what do you look for on a first date?

The exit.....just in case.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Ladies ,do u want me to show u mine ?

You grow a lawn Ali??? I thought you were forbidden to do soconfused

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