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do you remember? Lolly cigarettes, pogo sticks, marbles, Home milk delivery in glass bottles with aluminium tops, Newsreels before the movie, Sandshoes/Desert wellies, Four digit Telephone numbers, 45 RPM records, Hi-Fi's, Metal ice cubes trays with levers,
Mimeograph paper, Spud guns, Ford Capris, Twin Tubs, Reel-To-Reel tape recorders, houses made of cards, Meccano Sets, Anglo/Bazooka Joe pink bubble gum, MoJos/black jacks/fruit salads, Two bob for a gallon of petrol,
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you Like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?.' The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'
berniej Forum Posts (24)
RE: is their anygeniune men left in the world
sorry CHEFDEPARTY comfort:because you may be GAY it dont mean we all are???: