Nice one TC I must admit, a lot of people in that kinda age bracket, seem to be a lot more fun n down to earth than some of those in a slightly younger age group lol.
What made me laugh today was the effect these, strong painkillers that I was prescribed, had on me. Talk about away with the fairies. Even more so than I usually am when I'm on no medication at all
I do apologise for that. When I explain things that I'm excited about, I usually sound like someone on helium I really must to learn to slow my speech down a bit. It would prevent some many people getting in a mucking fuddle over my jibberish
Awww fank you for not sacking us. We weally weally are soweee. For being such a good boss, I promise I'll never ever piss in ya cornflakes again, or in ya plant pot I'll even finish off what CO started earlier
Although being honest, and to be fair to you, you may wanna reconsider trusting me serving behind the bar from now on.
Confession time! (Well, tis Sunday,just) A guy rushed in the club the other night n asked me to line him up with our best, most expensive malt whiskey. No sooner was I filling the glasses, he was downing them without pausing. I lightheartedly said "slow down Sir, there's no hurry" Looking rather distresssed he said "You'd hurry too if you had what I have" I poured him another and as he knocked it back I sympathetically asked "What is it you have?"
"A quid" came his reply
So, I take full responsibility of takings being down
With Christmas just around the corner n money being as tight as it is at the mo. CO n I have come up with a bit of a money making brainwave. We plotted to rob the club. Purely to ease finacial burden. We pull up outside the greasy pole nuts club.
"Now, remember the plan" I tell CO.
"YEAH, YEAH, no problem!" She says, rolling her eyes at me as she walks off to the club.
I sit waiting in the car patiently. Engine running ready for a quick getaway. Time passes. Five minute....then ten.......15 minutes later n I'm getting slightly worried.
Suddenly CO comes rushing out the club, dragging the safe behind her with it all tied up in rope. Closely followed by Mickeyscouse running after her............. with his pants around his ankles!?!
I looked at CO in disbelief and groaned "You plank! I said tie up Mickey and blow the safe! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
Whatever it is you've got me on, it's certainly done the trick I've bounced back Erm, just out of curiosity though, is it legal? And, if by chance you do need to shove it where the sun don't shine, go gentle with me please
I'm no good at comedy. In fact, I'm no good on stage at all
I failed my audition for playing the part of Romeo today, All because of a slight stage direction misunderstanding. The copy of my script clearly stated 'Enter Juliet from the rear'
Oh BB I have a terrible confession to make, I've gone all OCD on mickey's pole I can't help myself, spit, polish n a good old rub It's that shiny I can actually see my face in it
Tis I who needs the occiffer. It's a fair cop I'm addicted n need locking up for my own good Ok, well maybe just the handcuffs would suffice
Awww Cynicalorange I honestly think you've taken Sailfree's comment the wrong way. I'm sure it was purely meant as lighthearted banter, in some way. It's got to have been, surely? I really can't see how she would make something of the fact that, as part of your recycling you chuck a few bits on a fire? I can see how perhaps it may appear that she wants you to prove to her that you have a wood burner. But seriously, can you see how ridiculous that would make her sound. She seems a very intelligent lady, I honestly don't think she'd set herself up to look that foolish Like I said, I'm sure it's just plain n simple banter. Hey, maybe deep down she's really has a soft spot for you? And it's meant in a, I'll show you mine if you show me yours, kinda way???? Perhaps?
Oh no Zell. What lousy timing. Hmmmm I can't quite make out if you're truly over the moon about it, or you're being typicaly British and keeping a stiff upper lip Either way, you deserve a hug hun
Noooo he's not deserted his post. I'm giving him a taste of his own medicine. I've nailed his feet to the cellar floor, handed him a bottle of baby oil n left him greasing up his own pole
As Yash said, If you enjoy a bit of tongue in cheek banter, then drop in on woo's coffee shop. That's now been taken over by, Mickey's greasy pole club
Hope you have fun here and find what you're looking
It might sound like a lot of flaffing around, but honestly it's not. I'm no good at explaining things in simple terms so I've probably made it sound more longwinded than need be. Have a practice play around. As soon as you've done it the once you'll see just how straight forward it really is.
I can try and help but it's been a while since I've posted images here, so could be trial n error lol.
First you'll need to register on a photo/image/video hosting site. There's quite a few free hosting sites available on google. Personally I use photobucket.
When you've registered, you need to upload the images onto the host site. The pictures you wish to use need to already be saved to a file on your computer.
Once the images are uploaded (This is on photobucket, other sites may be different?) it gives you the option to edit the image. Make sure you resize the image small enough to fit on your post here. If it's too large it will throw the board out.
To get it to appear on here, the image you wish to use will have a list of options
Email & IM Direct link HTML code IMG code
You need to click on the 'IMG code' option. This will copy the image code for you.
You then need to come on CS, in the reply/quote box on here, you then RIGHT click, and paste.
The boss has me locked away in some hidden secret room in the club All he gives me to survive on is dry bread, southern fried parrot and vodka And he's making me do things for him. He keeps making me stroke his pole and massage oil into it. But It's so big, tennis elbows setting in
RESCUE ME PLEASE BEFORE HE STARTS FORCE FEEDS ME HIS NUTS
Ridiculous. Whatever next? Buses, trains? Where would it end? No doubt fares would go up to cover the cost. Not only is your privacy invaded, you pay for the privilege
Like you said, nothing's unhackable. You'd have thought lessons would have been learnt through eaves dropping
God yes, we're all about doing our bit for the planet here But it wasn't the towels. I kinda over oiled his pole a bit too much. It was that I wrung out
RE: What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full
Nice one TC I must admit, a lot of people in that kinda age bracket, seem to be a lot more fun n down to earth than some of those in a slightly younger age group lol.What made me laugh today was the effect these, strong painkillers that I was prescribed, had on me. Talk about away with the fairies. Even more so than I usually am when I'm on no medication at all