Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns? A: Because there's a wedding happening. Q: But, isn't the horn a warning signal, Daddy? A: Exactly, son.
My husband and I were daydreaming about what we would do if we won the lottery. I started: “I’d hire a cook so that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich!’” My husband shook his head. “Not me. I already have one of those.”
My sister is actually a nurse, as well. They did a posterior fossa decompression. I'm told she had a TON of fluid built-up, which was the cause for many of her symptoms.
She's already feeling better, symptom-wise so I am happy.
A man came through my lane at the grocery store with a jug of wine and a bouquet of roses. But before paying, he set the two items aside and said, “I’ll be right back.” He ran off, only to return a minute later with a second jug of wine and another bouquet of roses. “Two girlfriends?” I asked. “No,” he said. “Just one really angry one.”
RE: Anyone want an ice cream freeze?
Root beer float ...