Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him, "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell!! It never happens when I am driving alone??"
This intrigued the mechanic, so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin and see what the problem is."
Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty.
Then, they returned to the shop, and she said, "There it is now. There's that terrible smell! Can you smell it?"
The mechanic replied, "Smell it? Lady, I'm sittin' in it!!"
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport.
The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'.
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?'
'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big ol' crap.... Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.... I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.'
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear.... He's gotta land the plane and take a shit first.'
try hitting your browser's back button twice and refresh the page. you'll notice that most of the time your post has been posted, and that you're not logged out. if you get a signed out status on the top right of the forums page, refresh the page till your username is displayed on the top-right hand side.
when trying to access you out box, try clicking the Back button and click outbox again. after 2 or 3 times, I'm able to access whichever page is giving me the login screen.
Nope, it doesn't seem to be browser related. Am using firefox over here, and am still encountering the problems. Will try accessing the site with a different browser, just in case.
have a feeling that some upgrade is in progress. does anyone remember the last time there were these kind of problems on the site, the site was revolutionised.
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RE: CS Get-Together - ROME, ITALY - 3-5 April 2009
Just got back home from Rome, and all I can say is that we had a great time during the meet!!I like to thank all the members present for the great time we had together, both during the evening events and the daytime sight seeing trips we did!!
And a special thanks go to Oslo for organizing the get together!