At St. Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this.
Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
Man: "Yes I did. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."
Judge: "Proceed."
Man: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish. I knew that if I followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. Unfortunately, in the process of taking the fish I killed the Eagle. I figured that since I killed the Eagle I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."
Judge: "The court will take a recess while we analyze your testimony."
15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.
Judge: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the Eagle, the court will dismiss the charges. But if you don't mind the court asking, what does a Bald Eagle taste like?"
Man: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it is maybe a combination between a California Condor and a Spotted Owl."
just noticed something, if you are show as logged off at the top right hand side of the page before replying, try refreshing the page by pressing the F5 key. this seems to get you logged on again.
might as well enjoy ourselves till the site is back to normal, just one word of warning though, first person to get drunk will be thrown into the sharks' aquarium!!
when I posted the original post, got thee screen to logon onto CD, so I hit the back button and pressed post reply, and the outcome was the double post.
btw, the site is playing once again. have a feeling that some upgrade is in progress.
had problems with Firefox, IE7 and Google Chrome in the last minutes. managed to logon, but as soon as I clicked the Forums link, got the forums page, but I was marked as not signed in!!
btw, the site is playing once again. have a feeling that some upgrade is in progress.
had problems with Firefox, IE7 and Google Chrome in the last minutes. managed to logon, but as soon as I clicked the Forums link, got the forums page, but I was marked as not signed in!!
well, that's the wonder of computer technology, otherwise it would be boring for the site admin and developers!
j/a, till 5 mins ago, had problems accessing mails and checking out my friends list, but now everything seems back to normal. and I using Firefox. had the same problems on IE7 till a few minutes ago.
The Italian Secret for a Long Marriage
hmm, ma Rose, ti piacono gli Italiani per caso?