The Italian Secret for a Long Marriage

hmm, ma Rose, ti piacono gli Italiani per caso? wink

RE: SO FUNNY.........WANT A LITTLE LAUGH?

hmm, boxers, this is getting interesting!! grin

just one condition, I'll choose them!! laugh

RE: CS Mail

Sparky, try using the back button at the top of your browser. This seems to take you back to the previous page and keep you logged in! wink

RE: SO FUNNY.........WANT A LITTLE LAUGH?

oops, just noticed a typo in my previous post, the last sentence should have read: Its just hilarious!! blushing

Shan, erm, how can I say, err, well, I won't ever wear a pink two piece, got it? tongue

wave

The Italian Secret for a Long Marriage

At St. Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, 'I'm agonna go get her.'

RE: SO FUNNY.........WANT A LITTLE LAUGH?

Shan, thanks for posting!!

I just hilarious!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The Pastor's business card

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Heard in Court

A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this.

Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"

Man: "Yes I did. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."

Judge: "Proceed."

Man: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish. I knew that if I followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. Unfortunately, in the process of taking the fish I killed the Eagle. I figured that since I killed the Eagle I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the ground."

Judge: "The court will take a recess while we analyze your testimony."

15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.

Judge: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the Eagle, the court will dismiss the charges. But if you don't mind the court asking, what does a Bald Eagle taste like?"

Man: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it is maybe a combination between a California Condor and a Spotted Owl."

jaw drop

Goes Without Saying . . .

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel 'sophisticated' but not be able to say it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

The older you get, the better you realize you used to be.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Age is the price we pay for maturity.

Experience is the price we pay for immaturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

RE: How's the weather out your way?????

well, I was there for the CS do, so what do you expect? tongue

j/a comp and fire seem the best option, you don't need to get out, not like the high stool!! beer cheers

RE: How's the weather out your way?????

vinny, was in Dublin this time last year, and yes, it was too cold for my liking, especially when going over the Liffy at O'Connell Street!! cold

RE: How's the weather out your way?????

same here mate, doubt if I can live anywhere else! wave cheers

RE: How's the weather out your way?????

you left out the sunbathing hugz! wink

RE: How's the weather out your way?????

its 15C/59F at the moment. and its a bright sunny afternoon! grin

RE: Hey Everybody! Please say "Hello" to my friend Carla.

Hi and welcome to CS Busyhorsegirl!!

wave cswelcome

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARINA

Happy Birthday Sharina!!

happy birthday party party hat balloons cake gift

oh, somebody's gonna celebrate her birthday on Sat!! applause

just take it easy, ok? wink

this time round I won't be in Dublin though! sigh

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

just noticed something, if you are show as logged off at the top right hand side of the page before replying, try refreshing the page by pressing the F5 key. this seems to get you logged on again.

hope this helps.

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

it seems one of the lucky ones Ambrose! just encountered the problem when trying to reply to your post. sigh

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

ok, I've got the drinks, who's handling the food?

bartender waiter beverage delivery wine beer cheers

might as well enjoy ourselves till the site is back to normal, just one word of warning though, first person to get drunk will be thrown into the sharks' cheers aquarium!! laugh

don't want to clear up the mess afterwards!! innocent rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Happy Birthday p_seg!!!!

heqq, darba f'sena tigi dik il-gurnata tafx! laugh

wave hug

RE: Happy Birthday p_seg!!!!

lol!! welcome back mate!! handshake wave

and thanks to everyone who posted since my last post in the thread.

yepp, the birthday is a thing of the past now, but it was great! grin

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

oops, sorry for the double posting!!

when I posted the original post, got thee screen to logon onto CD, so I hit the back button and pressed post reply, and the outcome was the double post.

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

this was a reply to emc_eile's post! doh



btw, the site is playing once again. have a feeling that some upgrade is in progress.

had problems with Firefox, IE7 and Google Chrome in the last minutes. managed to logon, but as soon as I clicked the Forums link, got the forums page, but I was marked as not signed in!!

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

this was a reply to emc_eile's post! doh



btw, the site is playing once again. have a feeling that some upgrade is in progress.

had problems with Firefox, IE7 and Google Chrome in the last minutes. managed to logon, but as soon as I clicked the Forums link, got the forums page, but I was marked as not signed in!!

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

Hi E! hug

so were turning this thread into a party one? dunno

great idea, as long as the OP doesn't have anything against it! grin

wine beer

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

that's strange, just sent a mail with no problems at all!confused

RE: Hellllllllpppppp....There is Something Seriously Wrong...

well, that's the wonder of computer technology, otherwise it would be boring for the site admin and developers! laugh

j/a, till 5 mins ago, had problems accessing mails and checking out my friends list, but now everything seems back to normal. and I using Firefox. had the same problems on IE7 till a few minutes ago.

RE: Computer Humor

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!

forgive me for deluding you, but neither the perfect man nor the perfect woman do exist! sigh

we're all human and unique, and its nearly impossible to find somebody who fits our perfect image of our soulmate!

RE: Happy Birthday p_seg!!!!

nurcnurc and agman, thanks for your wishes! hug grin

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