Watched this weekend also! Great film and greater effects, especially then scenes involving the bike!! Also liked the twists in the film, won't mention them so as not to spoil the surprises for those who have not seen it yet.
Him: Do you have a picture of yourself? Her: Why? Him: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
Q: What did one English book say to the math book? A: You have way too many problems!
As seen on a car bumper: “Driver does not carry cash. He is married”
Mo and Jo are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Mo says, “I think I’m gonn a divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.” Jo sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”
Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!
Still can't confirm for Sorrento, and its more of a no than a yes at the moment, as according to the current work schedule, I can't have any leave in the two weeks preceding and following that weekend!
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
Yep, they don't want to believe you, its is if you're at fault!!
Hi Bettis!
Another one is the following:
My mobile/cell phone rang, and when I answered this woman asked for Joe. I told her that she had a wrong number, upon which she asked me if the number was in Valletta (Malta's capital). As if a mobile line is a fixed line, and you can only use it only where the telco installed it!
Years ago, a taxi service had its telephone number very similar to mine, the numbers just deferred by one digit. You can imagine the number of calls I've got, and at what times!!
But the worst one was from a bloke who called 5 or six times to book a taxi. He didn't want to accept that he had a wrong number and was getting rude and aggressive. Well, to cut a long story short, on the last call I answered as if it was the taxi service and he gave me his booking.
I sometimes wonder if he arrived at the airport on time, early the following morning.
You need to upload your video to Youtube so as to be able to post it on CS. Once its uploaded, watch it, copy the link in the Address bar and paste it in the Embed Youtube Video box.
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