Whilst fishing

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.

The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

Empty . . .

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

RE: Two Wolves

Wise words indeed!! thumbs up applause

RE: Two Hearts Planning To Meet!!!

Congrats to you both!! applause cheering

RE: We have a CS Engagement!!!!

Congrats!! applause cheering

Its nice to see that people manage to connect through this site!! thumbs up

RE: SENIOR MOMENTS

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RE: Our Mutual Friend

Get well soon mate!!

Hope that you're back as early as possible!!

RE: a little laughter

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RE: Say Something... No need for names, Be Nice. Part Deux!

Thanks Alison!! hug

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RE: Say Something... No need for names, Be Nice. Part Deux!

Unfortunately. money makes the world go round, thus we have to work!! sigh

Well the positive part of the week, is that on Wed I have a course, which shouldn't be that demanding! grin

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RE: Say Something... No need for names, Be Nice. Part Deux!

I wish that I was off tomorrow!! sigh

Left work at 19:30 and have to e back at 08:00!! doh

RE: PARENT - Job Description

Its hilarious, but true at the same time!! thumbs up


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RE: Come cheer me up thread

Q: What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?

A: A small medium at large.

RE: Your Zodiac Signs, positive and negative traits

Sounds like me too, even some of the negative ones!! sigh

RE: One for you! one for me! yurk....

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RE: Question About Outlet Boxes - Guy Stuff lol

I'm afraid that I can't help you out, as we use a different electrical system to the one used in the US.

But its always a good idea to have plastic boxes instead of metal ones, as the plastic ones do not conduct electricity if a live wire is touching them.

It would be better if somebody familiar to the US electrical system gives you their opinion.

RE: He keeps following me

If he turns up again, ask sir bobby to caution him!! wink

RE: DON'T MESS WITH MOM

Absolutely brilliant!! Thanks for sharing it!!


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RE: Drinking fault finder.........

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RE: Are you more of a city or country person?

Always lived in towns and cities, and would love to live in the countryside, as long as its not just one house in the middle of nowhere.

RE: Yen for Canadian Dollars

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RE: What's your excuse???

Joking apart, had a long day at work, and was too exhausted to consider doing anything other then sitting in front of my PC.

To be honest, I'll soon be off. gnite

RE: What's your excuse???

Well, I'm here to watch after the surprised looking monkey!! tongue

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RE: Hello

Hi and welcome!! You've already made yourself at home!! thumbs up

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RE: Happy Birthday Goosie.....

Happy Birthday Goose!!

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RE: Jumble- Word Game

further

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RE: when i say im broke.......im broke

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RE: Thank God It's Friday/ TGIF

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RE: ABC Movies

Waterworld

RE: ABC Movies

Terminator

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