RE: Serenity1971; serious

Serenity, please get well soon!!! hug teddybear

RE: Wishes and good luck for my Friend ...

Thanks for the update Riya!! hug

Robbie, once again, get well soon mate!!

RE: Don't Know Where My Son Is

Kitty take the advise given by previous posters, and once the 24 hours are up, file a report for a missing person.

Hope that you have good news asap!!

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RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.- PART 2

I'm 100% positive!! tongue

RE: Say Something to Someone - I don't care if you're nice.- PART 2

Somebody seems to have not read the rules yet!!! sigh frustrated very mad

RE: This thread is for men only, No women allowed!!!!

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RE: This thread is for men only, No women allowed!!!!

Darn Hi not I
don't worry about the typo, had already corrected it mentally!! wink

RE: This thread is for men only, No women allowed!!!!

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Unfortunately couldn't make it due to work load!! sigh

Regarding the thread, I didn't say that women don't love sports, I just said the women can't read!! wink

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RE: This thread is for men only, No women allowed!!!!

it seems as if some of the ladies don't know how to read!!

The thread title states clearly that no women are allowed, as long as they are guys posing as gals!! dunno confused




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Part Exchange

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.

'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower.

The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.'

RE: Diet Tips:

Hmm, was already considering going on a diet, this is the best one I've ever heard off, so I might just stick to this one!! wink

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RE: Hello

Hi and welcome to the forums!!

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RE: CS Friend in Need

My thoughts and prayers are with you Serenity!

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RE: Ellooooo

Hi and welcome to the forums!!

wave cswelcome

RE: Just Saying Wuts Up!!

Hi and welcome to the forums!!

wave cswelcome

RE: Randomly Post the First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Well I did say maybe, didn't I? wink laugh

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RE: Randomly Post the First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Maybe its super fast!! wink

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RE: Wishes and good luck for my Friend ...

Wishing you a speedy recovery Rob!!

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RE: if you could eliminate one modern object?

for me it would be the mobile/cell phone. even though its convenient, people are over doing it by misusing it. for example, going to the cinema to watch a film, and somebody's phone rings or receives an sms.

its also a kind of a pain, in the sense that we normally carry it along wherever we go, and thus end up always contactable!! ok, somebody might say switch it off, but that defeats the scope of having a mobile phone.

RE: A question for clever electrical people..

Phew, you're back!! grin

Its better to get someone with the correct know how to change these sockets for you.

Its a bit difficult to help over the internet, as I don't know what kind of sockets you've go and what's the layout of the connectors.

Ohh, and its much safer to paint your toenails!! tongue

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RE: A question for clever electrical people..

Yepp they are. We've got a different standard. Even the voltage is different, the US is on 110v, whilst we are on 240v.

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Hope that we hear back from Claayer!! uh oh blues

RE: A question for clever electrical people..

If I'm not mistaken, England and Malta use the same electrical standard. So most probably, the wiring is connected to the faceplate, thus its necessary to switch off the mains prior to trying replacing them.

Did you get any leaflets / instructions with the new socket covers? These should highlight where the wires are to be connected.

Usually, the following is the colouring code for wiring:

Red or Brown or Black: Live
Blue: Neutral
Green/Yellow: Earth

Please do take the necessary precautions with doing anything related to a live electrical circuit.

RE: Baptist Cowboy...

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RE: DID YOU KNOW???????

You're welcome!! hug

I just hope that at least one of the other posters starts taking their PCs security seriously!!

RE: DID YOU KNOW???????

I'm afraid that its not that simple to get rid of it, as that way you are only getting rid of the icon.

The best way is to disable it from the My Computer properties.

Press the Windows key (the one with the flag printer on it) and the Pause key simultaneously. Click the Remote tab in the resultant window, and untick both of the lines starting with Allow. Please note that the previous are instructions for Windows XP.

RE: DID YOU KNOW???????

That's nice to hear!! thumbs up

Just make sure that occasionally you check if there were any updates for your firewall!!

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Whilst reading the previous posts, some of them reflected my worst nightmares regarding computer security. If a person is able to control your web cam, mouse pointer, etc etc, they can easily access any personal files you have on your computer, so please be careful and protect your computers!!

RE: hi i am dave

Hi and welcome to the forums!!

wave cswelcome

RE: DID YOU KNOW???????

May i suggest that those of you that don't have a firewall installed on their PC, get one asap? Btw, if any of you are using a router, make sure to turn on its firewall pls!!

You can get either Zone Alarm or Comodo Personal Firewall. They are both free. The following are their links:

Zone Alar,:


Comodo:

RE: DID YOU KNOW???????

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I'm afraid that its not cool, its just plain SACRY!!! tmi

Nobody will ever get near my router, let alone my PCs!!

Some quick jokes

I’m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity.
"I just can’t put it down."



One friend to another, "“My new horse is very well-mannered."
"That’s nice."
"Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!"



Two molecules are walking down the street; one bumps into the other and says: "Oh, my fault, you okay?"
The Second Molecule says: "No, I'm not ok, I've lost an electron!"
So the first molecule says: "Are you sure"
The second molecule answers, "I'm positive!"



A man wrote a letter to the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest."

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