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RE: what is on your mind 17

Sure, but I'm busy tonight.

RE: out of the lads who has the most wit....as in humour.?

Yes, I always find the guys who issue threats online always follow through on them. laugh

RE: When Ex Girlfriends go bad

How do you mean?

RE: When Ex Girlfriends go bad

I knew a girl like that once. Her buttons were € - 5-0- w-i-t-h-d-r-a-w on the cash machine laugh

RE: out of the lads who has the most wit....as in humour.?

You think Western is a guy? laugh

RE: When Ex Girlfriends go bad

Pump 'n dump thumbs up

RE: Would you work for beer ?

Ways to know you're an alcoholic

1 - Will work for beer

RE: joseph Roche

She looks like a Feminist. If you could dub it so she's repeating 'Patriarchy... patriarchy' instead of 'two weeks' she'd be perfect laugh

Here's a tune for Sympathy4Me

RE: R. I. P. Trigger!!

Poor auld Trig. He was a good bloke in real life too. I often heard him speak out against the Zionist State. Not an easy thing for a jew to do. Shalom Trig.

RE: out of the lads who has the most wit....as in humour.?

I'm reminded of the put-on by Larry Kaufman and Jerry Lawler where Kaufman is shouting "I'm a star, I'm a Hollywood star" and it made me wonder if the two lads aren't just having us on too? "I'm a star, a western star".

RE: Irish Country Radio tonight

What's the price of store bullocks and hoggits, I missed it.

RE: When Ex Girlfriends go bad

Oh no, you'll end up alone. laugh

I love the way women say that to men in the hope that some lad will be stupid enough to believe it and hitch up with them, thinking he has to avoid being alone at all costs.

I was around a mates house earlier. He has PTSD and she has PMS. As I left I could see the silent pleading in his eyes - "Please mate, take me away from here". But it was no good, I wasn't armed and a PMS wife can be a fearsome beast if you try to remove the victim she is feeding on. I warned him before he got married but he wouldn't listen. Said I was just cynical. Said not all women are like that. Said she 'understood him'. He knows better now.

RE: Irish Country Radio tonight

Real Country


RE: Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

Oh God help us, I didn't know that. Quick lads, down on your knees and a decade of the Rosary before the divil gets into us and makes us want to read the Irish Times.

RE: Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

I don't watch the TV so I couldn't tell you. Maybe it was Brian Cowan, he's a hairy little pig and from close enough to Carlah

RE: Carlow features on Russian News Channel!!

It was probably Winning Streak you saw - Kathryn Thomas

RE: When Ex Girlfriends go bad

What you don't seem to understand mjpd is that all women are perfect, it's men who are flawed and bad. So if something goes wrong in a relationshipe it is always the man's fault.

You should be glad that any woman deems you worthy of her attention. Don't ever carry out a failure to comply, a failure to obey or a failure to listen to every justified criticism she makes of you.

Just nod and say, "oh yes, Mistress, I wholeheartedly apologise for having and opinion. It will not happen again".

RE: what is on your mind 17

Yes, but it's raining out here, can you let me inblues

RE: what is on your mind 17

You know it's a easy thing to track which profiles watched and shared those vids? You can even see what sites someone shared with .... like let's say .... cs. But don't worry, I didn't track your FB profile from it.




No need wink

RE: Who invented the word "Chillax"

I haven't watched any in years. I'm old enough to have done Latin in school. One of the joys we had was to translate Homer's Odyssey, which takes in the seige of Troy. Very useful stuff in later life roll eyes

RE: what is on your mind 17

Lads, Christmas... how long is it? Who do I have to ride to get one of these?

WW3? Syria/Russia/Iran/Hezbollah V. USA/UK/Fr

Apologies for linking to MEMRI TV but the interview is genuine

RE: joseph Roche

He was American but as he was kind enough to answer me I won't say any more. I knew it was never going to be 'proof'. I just wanted to ask the question that he would know what I was asking and could answer in a way that I could understand. He worked on all the Apollo missions.

WW3? Syria/Russia/Iran/Hezbollah V. USA/UK/Fr

Where are the cries of homerphobia from the LGBTQ mob?laugh

RE: Is it better to meet someone to get to know them, or email for days/weeks before meeting

Indeed it would but I think we should offer a range of plans. I would offer unlimited texts and calls once they topped me off every week.

RE: joseph Roche

A few years ago I listened to a radio interview with an astro physicist who was retiring after a lifetime in the space industry. He was being asked about this Mars mission. As I listened to him I started to wonder about the moon 'landings'. I thought that if I asked him the right question in the right way, considering he was retiring, he might give me an answer that would shed light on the moon 'landings'. So I emailed him and put it to him that a manned mission to Mars would not be possible at present, as far as I understood it, because for humans to pass through one and a half hours of Van Allen belt ratiation they would need to be in a spacecraft that was several inches thick with lead. I didn't really expect an answer but fair play to him he wrote back. He said I was right, that the spacecraft available at the moment would not allow for humans to pass through the Van Allen belts on a Mars mission without serious health problems or death but that in the coming decades they hoped to make advances in that area.

I wonder if this will go ahead in 11 years time or are they only blowing smoke? It's a one way mission alright if they don't get some material to protect them from the Van Allen belts. They'll be bald and baked before they hit the moon.

RE: joseph Roche

Kok to his friends

RE: Is it better to meet someone to get to know them, or email for days/weeks before meeting

He could always beat up on someone else's missus. No reason single lads should miss out on all they fun laugh

RE: what is on your mind 17

You probably won't find as many drunken skinheads rambling around a TV studio as you will on main street after dark?

RE: Who invented the word "Chillax"

Maybe the inventor of the word bollix might have more significance for Ms SuPeR SoUl SiSy Maid laugh

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