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RE: YOUNGER MEN, OLDER WOMEN....

Prove it. Pictures or you're a bandy legged old mungit laugh

RE: YOUNGER MEN, OLDER WOMEN....

At her age she gets them all the time. It's called arthritis laugh

RE: YOUNGER MEN, OLDER WOMEN....

Blue movies. They're an accurate representation of reality, aren't they? laugh

RE: The Lonely Wolf

Let me guess ... Declan Nerney, bullock prices, death notices, the connaught semi-final thrird round replay of the minor junior McMuggin cup championship. We have that here too. I'd soone take a cheese grater to my forehead laugh

RE: CHEESIEST OPENING LINES

Where were you? Kusadasi?

RE: YOUNGER MEN, OLDER WOMEN....

Peedo Panda's formula is;

Take your age. Divide it by your age and add 7 laugh

RE: The Lonely Wolf

Turn on any radio station at any time (apart from the music ones) and count how many seconds it takes them to mention the government, the State, the Minister, the IMF, or some rule, regulation or budget. In other words, you can’t listen to the radio without constantly being brainwashed into thinking we need a State to run every aspect of our lives. When you realise that I’m afraid most radio becomes unlistenable (?). The internet is good though if you choose what channels you listen to.

RE: Whats on your mind part...eh....14? or is it 15???

I'm thinking Bowzer will have to give up the cocaine. His attitude is getting a but much sigh

RE: Fav Fr. Ted Quote

I was thinking about that one

RE: The Lonely Wolf

Back in the 70's around Manchester there were only a couple I think, apart from the BBC. Those were the days when the TV actually shut down for the night. There would be an awful tear to turn it off before Her Majesty would come on riding her donkey.

RE: The Lonely Wolf

Yeah they loved him over there. Even made him a 'Sir'. Well howdy doodie, Sir Terry.

I think it could have been on BBC Radio Manchester or Radio Piccadilly. My brain's not good. Probably because I was always turning him off laugh

RE: Fav Fr. Ted Quote

"Just give her whatever she wants" - Ted advising Dougal how to deal with the constant whining of Niamh Connolly, a radical feminist based on Sinead O'Connor.

Dougal gives her the parochial house! laugh

WW3? Syria/Russia/Iran/Hezbollah V. USA/UK/Fr

Thanks for that. I still have the same reservations but that screenshot is not the best to be going off.

RE: Forum Users

Careful using the expression 'open-minded' on a dating site laugh

RE: Should C.S. bring back chat

I'd be more into leg in hand but that's just me...

No, I'm one of the folks who live on a hill. What care I if the masses are deluged. laugh

RE: Should C.S. bring back chat

Good morning toodles. Is it cold up there in the wee north?

RE: who would you most like to wake up beside

I think it more savoury actually wink

RE: What`s on your mind..... ....

What worries me most about them is when you see their wives. I mean Christy Moore in a dress would look fine compared to these blowpigs. And that's when they are in their 30's! How could you copulate with that? There would have to be something seriouly wrong with you. I don't fancy drinking from a glass after they've finished with it either and it's been dipped in the week old sink water for 1.8 seconds.....

RE: Something soppy ^^ (so cynics stay away :P)

RE: Forum Users

44%/56%

Who's good at maths? Is it close to 9-10?

Almost half the people here don't want to date.

RE: What`s on your mind..... ....

Oh well pardon me me ladyship tongue

RE: What`s on your mind..... ....

The last time I was out locally was March..... March 2003!

Don't worry Glen, this probably reflects more on our localities than on us... I hopeuh oh

RE: Religion and the level of Corruption in Society or Politics

What about this for corruption



No one uncorrupt African leader.

RE: What`s on your mind..... ....

Sorry, no you don't. I'm off out now.... ha ha

RE: What`s on your mind..... ....

Don't worry there are enough to go round

RE: What`s on your mind..... ....

Oh yeah. The papparazzi are outside right now trying to get a picture of me feeding the cat

RE: What`s on your mind..... ....

Sitting in is the new going out wink

RE: YOUNGER MEN, OLDER WOMEN....

I think the legal age is 17, so after that it's up to you. But if you want a moral opinion I'm sure you've come to the right place. My only advice is try to stay out of prison.

WW3? Syria/Russia/Iran/Hezbollah V. USA/UK/Fr

I demand you address me by my proper rank of Wing Commander Rear Flipper and Master of the Universelaugh

I grabbed a screen shot of the Item. Whatcha think?



Look at that warhead. Is it a thermobaric piss pot coz it sure doesn't look like an 'shaped charge' like they keep calling it. And the fins? You could hang your clothes on them. About twice the diameter of an RPG - 7 /22/28 etc. And the shaft with the sustainer motor looks way wider than the rpg launcher could take? I wonder are the snackbars making something of their own?

Maybe the reason it missed by so much WAS that when they fired it they a) forgot to account for how close the tank is (less than 80ft I'd say?) and the sight is probably zero at 100 yds and b) they forgot to account for the fact they were firing form the second floor so they're firing from 0+13ft?

It's a pity I don't watch football in the evening. At least then I would be concerning my mind with life and death stuff.

RE: Something soppy ^^ (so cynics stay away :P)

That looks like Marilyn Manson's ex-wife, Dita Von Teese.

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