When God had created the humans and animals, he made an animal as a friend of the human: the dog. He shaped the dog in all forms and sizes and he wanted to create one above all the others in beauty and speed and courage and love. He took some soft clay and shaped the ideal dog, the boxer, and he had an elegant long nose. The boxer was very proud about his nose and said to all other dogs: "I am perfect and better than you all!"
The small dogs agreed, the standard dogs didn’t dare not to nod with their heads, but the big dogs got angry, because after all they were much bigger than the boxer. That’s what they said to him loudly and they played the boxer with it. The boxer forgot that the soft clay from which he existed was not yet hardened and he attacked the biggest dog angrily. Pity for him, his beautiful nose got smashed and his little mug got wrinkled badly.
God smiled and said: "Because I love you so much I wont punish you. But with that smashed nose you’ll have to live forever." That’s why the boxer will never hurt little dogs but if a big dog approaches him and makes a wry face, he will attack him angrily.
Any country estate hotel that offers pheasant shooting, local gun clubs across the country will also rear birds to shoot....take a trip down to your nearest bog, you won't walk too far before finding a feeding station.
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