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RE: What you listening to - part one milliom

Wu-Tang Clan-C.R.E.A.M.

RE: What you listening to - part one milliom

Dj Kool feat Biz Markie & Doug E. Fresh - Let Me Clear My Throat

RE: What you listening to - part one milliom

50 Cent - In Da Club

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50 Cent - Candy Shop ft. Olivia

RE: What you listening to - part one milliom

Terror Squad - Lean back

Going to the doctor.

After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Arkansan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Mississippi and Alabama.

RE: Say Something....No Names Needed.....

Hi Jeepers good to see you buddy

RE: Say Something....No Names Needed.....

Hi Beautiful it great to see you long time no see

Beer in the News

Yesterday, University scientists in the UK released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should now take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory,

100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

RE: flirt thread two

I am sure with your imagination will take you to where I am at now

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If you don't use your hands I will not use my hands either

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I hope your hands are not cold

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Just come alittle closer it get so much better sweetie

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Well I know you are right now

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Readheads are always so much fun

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Have a good night

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I am sure you will want to be a player watching is good but joining in is so much more fun

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Yes but you have to play to

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Joel you might poke your eye out if she did that.

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That not what they are saying

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That sounds so perfect let see how mischievious you can get

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Hi beautiful it always a pleasure seeing you

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To long is always a good thing right

RE: THE FLIRT ZONE....Come one Come all

I love that part from what about Mary

RE: THE FLIRT ZONE....Come one Come all

That is so true MovinFWD

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Hi sweetie great to see you

Damn I missed I was not shooting for your hair.

RE: Back To The Future....

Ken I be still surfing the fourm poking my head out from time to time and then go back in

RE: What you listening to - part one milliom

House of Pain - Jump Around

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Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill a Man

RE: Say Something....No Names Needed.....

Hi Ken great to see you buddy