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RE: Someone get this man a drink !!

Thanks buddy

RE: Someone get this man a drink !!

Thanks Vinny good to see you buddy

RE: Someone get this man a drink !!

Yes Judy let see what Jeepers will do

RE: Someone get this man a drink !!

Damn you call me on it now i got to put my drink down and think of something good

RE: Someone get this man a drink !!

Thanks sweetie

RE: Someone get this man a drink !!

Thanks Judy you are so sweet


Jeepers I should email Judy and see what else we can make you do







And Thanks everyone for you well wishes

RE: Someone get this man a drink !!

Thanks Jeepers


Thanks everyone for you Birthday wishes

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRESSFREE!!!

WOW how are you Ken I hope all is well my friend I have missed you buddy

RE: Happy Valentine's! - How many Happy Valentine's Are you sending to CS members?

Beautiful will you be my valentine

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRESSFREE!!!

Hi beautiful it so great to see you love you have made my night

RE: What song are you listening to....101.

Hey Des...,GOOD TO SEE YOU,but as you can see,,,,my mood isn't PEACHY tonight.

My brother I am sorry you are not having a good night if you need anything I am here for you

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRESSFREE!!!

Stressfree happy birthday buddy I knew I like you for a reason my bday is only 6 days away

RE: What song are you listening to....101.

THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Great to see you buddy

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)

Beyoncé -- Halo

RE: Would you date the person above you?

But But you told me you loved me

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Really can you tell me who they are it be a big help

RE: Would you date the person above you?

well I guess you are right but what in it for me

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Hi Shirley great to se you me the mod that like calling me the tooth fairy

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Hi Shirley it get to see you me a mod that like saying I am the tooth fairy

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Thanks for the compliment sweetie you are so good to me

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Thanks for the compliment it means alot coming for a beautiful sweet lady like yourself

RE: Would you date the person above you?

But I have a 6pk of cold root beers for you

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Yes we have fun

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Sweetie you have me the honour will be all mine

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Yes it be my pleasure

RE: Would you date the person above you?

Yes

RE: It's the weekend !!

Yes happy weekend everyone let the party start and Jeepers know how to throw a party

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)

The Beastie Boy-- No Sleep Till Brooklyn

The Mensa Test

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things In an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, Put in the elephant, And close the Refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door. This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tested your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening?

All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.

AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

RE: What song are you listening to....101.

Great to see you Wallssssssssss this one for you can you help