Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever."
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
I've been there years ago. The Kissing Camels are a sight. I grew up in the springs. but havent lived here since i was 15. I'm just a wonderer i guess. LOL
Ahh. Im not the only one who wonders around. LOL. Right now i am in Fountain, Colorado visiting. I go outside and look at the stars and its just so peaceful.
They love the smell of gasoline. They love the smell of sulfur. They love to watch the fire, as it burns the object that they desire. They love to watch the firemen as they try to put out the flames. They love to hang around, to see what damage it will bring. They never stop to think, before they start a fire, "what happens if someone does get hurt or happens to expire. If you haven't already guessed, what kind of monster this person is, please continue on reading as I tell you who it is.
An ARSONIST is someone, who just doesn't give a damn!
I wrote this because of the arsonist who started the fire that killed those five firefighers. This was my way to deal with what had happened. I had only fought forest fires for three years, but i still hurt when a firefighter or anyone for that matter gets hurt or dies trying to help others.
When i wrote this, the nite before i had almost got hit by a truck in the crosswalk. Then, 3 weeks later. Bam! i did get hit by a car. That was back in janurary. needless to say, i am very paranoid of crosswalks now.
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Its no big deal mind you. I just had to ask the question. 
Texan Farmer Travels~~~lmao~~~
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.""Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."