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OPApr 12, 2007

Wake up

with a smile on your face.............

Go to bed with a coathanger in your mouth.

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Apr 12, 2007

RE: Snow...Snow....and more Snow

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm English

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Apr 12, 2007

RE: Snow...Snow....and more Snow

No but I'm sitting on my veranda licking on an ice cream and drinking a cold beer.

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Apr 12, 2007

RE: Snow...Snow....and more Snow

I got 66° T- Shirt and shorts

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Apr 12, 2007

RE: Its good to have a sense of humour

Too cute

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Apr 12, 2007

RE: What moves you?

Prunes and sennapods

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Apr 12, 2007

RE: Just thought I would share this with you. And, it's genuine.

Hi Geoff.
How about.

That's a shame, 'cos I'm recently extremely happily divorced and am now living with the greatest single man any woman would be proud to be with.

Tom.

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Apr 11, 2007

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island...what 1 item would you like to have with you?

A speedboat

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Apr 11, 2007

RE: Hiya

Hi and welcome

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Apr 11, 2007

RE: hey everybody

Walks in looks round

welcome to asylum HQ

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OPApr 11, 2007

Story thread reborn

let me peel you mr

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OPApr 11, 2007

Mornin'

I'd love to. But it's already wet. It was in the washing machine!

Throws arms up in despair.

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OPApr 11, 2007

Mornin'

It may be morning where you are but it's early evening here.

AND MY WASHING MACHINE'S SPRUNG A LEAK!

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OPApr 11, 2007

Mornin'

Well now that it's late afternoon here

Did anyone see Manchester Uniteds little training session in the UEFA Champions League soccer last night?

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Apr 11, 2007

RE: If.......you could glimpse of what the future holds

Mornin'

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Apr 11, 2007

RE: help for the new girl

Check your flowers now

Tom

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OPApr 11, 2007

Mornin'

Check your other email.

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OPApr 11, 2007

Mornin'

Mornin' all

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Apr 11, 2007

RE: New

Hi. Welcome to insanity HQ

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OPApr 10, 2007

The new Goodnight Thread

Checking out for tonight.
Hope there's a bit more life here tomorrow.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Habit

That's for holding the salt when you're having fish and chips in bed.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Agony Uncle

Wondered what the smell was.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Agony Uncle

For Godsake whatever you do, don't put baked beans on it.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Agony Uncle

I told you not to use so much pepperoni!

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OPApr 10, 2007

Agony Uncle

In Chris's pizzas

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OPApr 10, 2007

Agony Uncle

The Agony Uncle is available for a short time tonight.
So get your problems solved while you can.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Habit

So that's why you're a sweetie.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Habit

I've been the same weight for the last 25 years.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Habit

Awww Thanks. I didn't know you cared.

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OPApr 10, 2007

Habit

But I'm eating like a pig.

The good thing is, it isn't affecting my weight.

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uk1971 Forum Posts (2,429)

Wake up

RE: Snow...Snow....and more Snow

RE: Snow...Snow....and more Snow

RE: Snow...Snow....and more Snow

RE: Its good to have a sense of humour

RE: What moves you?

RE: Just thought I would share this with you. And, it's genuine.

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island...what 1 item would you like to have with you?

RE: Hiya

RE: hey everybody

Story thread reborn

Mornin'

Mornin'

Mornin'

RE: If.......you could glimpse of what the future holds

RE: help for the new girl

Mornin'

Mornin'

RE: New

The new Goodnight Thread

Habit

Agony Uncle

Agony Uncle

Agony Uncle

Agony Uncle

Agony Uncle

Habit

Habit

Habit

Habit

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