Ooops! ...Another Chicago product, Jessie Jackson Jr..... Ooops! ...Barack Hussein Obama is a previous product of Chicago.... Ooops! ...Do I see a pattern there? Ooops! .. I'm not supposed to judge... Ooops! ...sowery, we are posed to be beary, beary qwite! Ooops! ...haha Yeah, right...
Hmmm, In just one year...while working at a motel, and a hotel as well (many years ago)...I had more than the 50.... I figured it up one time, and it came to a new/different female every 5.3 days...that came to a total of 68.8 for that year....that's DIFFERENT women, not the number of times, number of times...I'd be unable to figure that out.... Sooooo, I would have to select "ran out of chalk"....but not the stamina ! hahaha
As soon as I read the headline/title...your name came to mine, quicker than a speeding bullet... I said: "Yep! That is either Dooby or Dude.... Then I looked...and yep..I was right...
But, your worth a Merry Christmas anyway... And a Happy New Year...
Politics, I've decided it is what it is, my vote didn't count anyway... Take care, bud.... still friends....
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang."Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Jimmy Boy, down here at Bump's Catfish Shack, in Vicksburg , and I am callin' to tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"
"Well Jimmy Boy," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Jimmy Boy, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Tom, my next-door-neighbor and brother Gerald, and the whole dart team from JD's Bait Shop. That makes eight or maybe nine depending if Bump can close the store.
Barack paused. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Jimmy Boy. "I'll have to call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Jimmy Boy called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Jimmy Boy?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and my brother Mike's farm tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord above", said Jimmy Boy, "I'll be getting back to ya."
Sure enough, Jimmy Boy called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, sir," said Jimmy Boy, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, catfish, greens and pie and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."
SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
If you are a REAL Southerner, you won't even need to be told to pass this on!
Good morning, HL...it's been a while, good to see you!
My comment: It's a total SHAME, that we have to live in so much corruption! To be honest (for me), makes it harder to be proud of our America, with the tarnish that the politicians are dumping on her (America)! The politicians are making a "dump" out of our country. JMO ~JOHN~
Don't worry your pretty little head about it girl.... I went to the link, and no problem... computing as usual for me...But.... Then again, I do have a MAC.... Virus? What is a virus? haha just kidding.
For some reason, the Oscar Mayer Wiener jingle is playing in my head, "I wish I was a Macintosh Computer..da da da" (you get idea).. haha
Hope your holiday was a great one, and an even better one coming up! Your friend, ~JOHN~
SOLUTION: Sell off all your assets, quit your job/business, buy a tent to live in, collect all your funds,....and give them all to me! Problem solved, so go out and now look for your Hungary woman... everyone is now happy, and we all live happily ever after...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
RE: Is there somethin wrong with me to why no girl wants to date me?
After reading this thread...only two words come to mind:"RESTRAINING ORDER"
Sometimes, drastic actions requires drastic measures... Just saying...
Good luck...
~JOHN~