US just fired first missiles

It's kind of damned if you do, and damned if you don't! dunno

US just fired first missiles

US just fired the first missiles, targeting Libyan Air Defenses!

Ferlin Husky, passed away........

Ferlin Husky, Country entertainer, passed away Thursday (3/17/11) at the age of 85! ! !


R.I.P.

-John-tip hat

Why aren't more women airline pilots?

Have you not noticed that the women are already in training for Navigating?

I can remember very well, the nights I would hear:

"A little to the left honey...no...that is too far, now back to the right...then down a little....NO, NO...you idiot..that was too %#&% low. Back up, and just leave me alone!" ZzZzZzZ

-John- rolling on the floor laughing

Why aren't more women airline pilots?

Jac...damn girl...that was funny! rolling on the floor laughing

Still laughing! rolling on the floor laughing

Way to go! rolling on the floor laughing

Your alright! rolling on the floor laughing

-John- rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Age

Personally..."been there done that"!

There is no different than any other months of the year.

It all boils down to one common denominator:
"Life Is Just What You Make It"!

But...it was guuuuuuuuuud! rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers

Why aren't more women airline pilots?

Well, for me....here is my theory:

"It's one thing to adjust your girdle, touch-up your makeup, and brush your hair while going down Interstate 10 at 85MPH, but at 15,000 FT, and 700-800MPH....girl...you BETTER have all that sh#t done and in place...before flying me anywhere!" super

JMO

-John- cheers

RE: WANT TO QUIT

It's not going to be easy...(as you already know).

I quit "cold" 15 years ago.

I noticed you are divorced, so you have a great tool already!

When I decided to get serious, I made a vow to myself:
"If I lit up another cigarette, that would be me saying I would be willing to take either one of my X's back"

That was my crutch throughout the whole time...and as time passes, it does get easier.

Good luck with your efforts, and hope you make it!

-John- X-Smoker cheers

RE: Get it off your chest!!!!

Yea...I guess!

I guess you could call that thang she has, is a "male magnetic device"!

For the weaker guys, all she would have to do to increase the pulling power would be to "hunch-it-forward".

Depending on how resistant he is, will determine the number of hunches to perform.

The more forward hunches, the stronger the magnetic pull!

I'm just guessing!

Now, that makes sense when women will say occasionally..."I have a hunch"!

I have a better understanding now...thanks for opening my eyes. professor

-john-tip hat
rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Get it off your chest!!!!

No "thanks" required.... you deserve it!

Have a great day...

-John- teddybear

RE: Get it off your chest!!!!

Just messing around, and giving a compliment when I can.

-John-teddybear

RE: do u keep ur ex's pics in ur phone?

I had several copies of their picture made to order in size.

They fit the dart board just right! Just saying!

-John- rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Handsup...

Cc...was that "stick em up" or was that "hold em up"? rolling on the floor laughing

-John-wave

RE: Handsup...

I know Alli...(in the movies) but...real life is not all like tv.

Having been a policeman in the past...an officer has to use extreme caution when in pursuit.

Therefore, if your chasing someone, and your behind them...you can't see what they have in their hand at the time you apprehend them.

But you pose a good question. Have fun with it, but had to put my 2¢ worth in. You have a great day....take care my friend.

-John-wave

RE: Handsup...

Hey Ali...Hands up, cause the perpetrator presumably has/uses a weapon with hands, not feet. sir bobby

But you knew that, didn't you Ali doh

-John-rolling on the floor laughing

RE: no one remember my bithday

Well, don't feel like the "lone ranger", there are a lot of us that was not recognized on that special day.

That being said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ya! happy birthday cartwheel hug

-John-wave

Those 50 year old women...

Thanks to all the women that give a positive reply back, but....

You know it's true, and I know it's true...now we just have to convince the unbelievers to the same way of thinking!

Life is too short to think any other way! dancing

-John-teddybear

Those 50 year old women...

Ah hell, why limit it to 50...it should be
"Those 18 - 125 year old women"

"Can't live with em, can't live without em!"

We should love em ALL!
hug

-John-cheers

New proposed law for women...

Hey Jim...I would guess they would be allowed to straddle the left set of runway lights! laugh

-John-cheers

New proposed law for women...

Same way here at all the WalMarts here as well. It must be in their Master design... dunno

-John-cheers

New proposed law for women...

I think it looks like an illusion to ya!

The reg parked car is paralleled to the line.

The runway lights are throwing you off, me think! laugh

-John- cheers

New proposed law for women...

I secretly broke into the DOT (Department Of Transportation), and found that they have secret plans for women driver, when it comes to "parking"! It appears that not only will we have "handicap", and "regular" spaces...it looks like they plan on having a "Women Only" spaces (next to handicap of all places)! conversing

I'm just the messenger here...so no hard feelings towards me!grin

"Flight 107 now arriving here at WalMart"



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-John-dancing

RE: Would you date a casual pot user?

Another good funny... your alright too! thumbs up

-John-hug

RE: Would you date a casual pot user?

Another funny...that's OK...let me clear this up:

"it" = "joint, doobie, roach"! professor

-John-cheers

RE: Why do women automatically go for looks rather than personality!

RE: Why do women automatically go for looks rather than personality!

You left out option #3..."WALLET", and/or "BAN ACCOUNT"! dunno

-John-cheers

RE: My Favourite Quotations

Movie quotes:

Redneck versions....

"You had me at 'Sooooey!'" rolling on the floor laughing

"Houston, we have a 'possum." rolling on the floor laughing

"You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Aunt Sara?"
rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers

RE: My Favourite Quotations

Movie quote:

Redneck version...

"Luke, I am your father... and your uncle... and your first and second cousin, your nephew..." rolling on the floor laughing

-John- cheers

RE: My Favourite Quotations

Movie quote:

redneck version...

"You want a tooth?! You can't HANDLE a tooth!!" rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers

RE: Old age is definitely here

That is bad enough, but when you get my age, and you forget WHY you went there in the first place! Then you think more about "old age" !

-John- cool

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