Being from the South...here is the proper RedNeck way of preparing Moose:
To tenderize a MOOSE, you run over it with your tractor, back and forth several times...(be sure to remove the cultivator, this IS very important) the more you do this the more tender it will be, guaranteed!
Now to marinade over night...put the tenderized MOOSE into grandma's old washtub. Once you do this...run down to your local beer store, and purchase 24 cases of some off brand beer (doesn't have to be name brand...it all works the same), and a 5th of Wild Turkey to be added to the MOOSE marinade (just to kick it up a notch)! Now, get a 5th of Southern Comfort for yourself!
After finishing the Southern Comfort...I realized that:
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
Integrity Has Been Lowered, To Qualify For The Heisman Trophy?
Newton (of Auburn) has shown to NOT have any integrity that would warrant receiving the award!
If he was caught 3 times cheating (at Florida) on academic tests, how many did he not get caught at?
Is this fair to the other candidates, that may have worked, and studied hard to pass their academic test on their own?
Not like Newton, who apparently has found it within himself to cheat, buy, replace his name on someone else work. All this, and not even bring up the theft of a laptop (which the charges were finally dropped).
What kind of personality is Cameron exhibiting here? And this is the type person that gets the Heisman?
Why is it he gets all the credit, and praise but, nothing hardly mentioned about the others that were in the game too. Cameron, (regardless of his talents) can't do it all himself.
Not only is Cameron a thief, and cheat...he is stealing the spotlight from others who were involved in the teams success.
Integrity Has Been Lowered, To Qualify For The Heisman Trophy!
Newton (of Auburn) has shown to NOT have the integrity needed to receive the award!
If he was caught 3 times cheating (at Florida) on academic tests, how many did he not get caught at? (My Honest Opinion) ------------------------------------------------------------------
JIM LITKE Associated Press
The only way the Heisman Trophy still means anything after this weekend is if the football cradled in the statue’s left arm is replaced by a bag overflowing with cash. After all, nothing says college football these days like the Benjamins. Every time we think the sport has run out of things to sell, it auctions off another shred of dignity. Take a look at what’s about to happen (again) to what used to be the game’s biggest individual award. There’s no suspense surrounding who will win the Heisman come Saturday — Auburn’s Cam Newton in a landslide — only whether his would-be shakedown-artist father, Cecil, would show up for the ceremony in New York and make the mockery complete. He said late Thursday he won’t. Too bad. He should.
New ROLL-TIDE Commercial...Alabama College Sports...
Didn't notice before, but he does look almost as good as I do, don't he?