RE: How much would you take?

You got that right!thumbs up

It would be a better world, if more women had that same idea! thumbs up

JMO
-John-thumbs up

RE: How much would you take?

You might could drop them off in front of Auburn University, that seems to be where all the looser are at...or going to be!

cheering ROLL-TIDE-ROLL cheering

JMO
-John-wave

RE: Is It Reallly True What We Don't Know Don't Hurt US?

Well...maybe if she isn't sneaking up behind you with knife in hand to stab you in the back, and you didn't know about it till it was too late. So, I don't think that is true! cheers

What It Takes To Be A Woman ! ! !

So do I...

Women Rule! cheers

RE: i just heard gunshots brb

Got your e-mail message concerning this subject. I hate it!

I will keep my eye out for any irregularities remotely related to your profile or pictures.

-John-
wave

RE: i just heard gunshots brb

Hello Ali...wave

RE: How much would you take?

If they had no more respect for me as a friend, than that...to steal from me...then I would not have any more respect for them as a friend, to keep them out of jail!cheers

RE: i just heard gunshots brb

Wouldn't that depend too, on the really, really slow velocity of the bullet? dunno

RE: i just heard gunshots brb

Well, I guess that's what makes the world go-round!

To each his own.

I'd go investigate, then if I was still alive...I might make a thread about it...but, that's just me.
conversing

RE: i just heard gunshots brb

You hear gun shots...and you take time out to create a thread about it? Hmmmmm!confused

RE: Totally Uninteresting Useless Facts

Would the top-half of the bottom-half, be about half way? dunno

RE: Totally Uninteresting Useless Facts

Hmmmm....... I'm thinking:

Are deviled eggs the appropriate food for Halloween?
dunno

RE: Totally Uninteresting Useless Facts

Oh, and they may have been used in covert operations, without being noticed! laugh

RE: Totally Uninteresting Useless Facts

Now I'm wondering...:

Can a horsefly? dunno

RE: Totally Uninteresting Useless Facts

Hmmm, lets see.....oh yea:

Can blackeyed peas see? dunno

RE: My Island

Head chef? Nah...that one you can have!

Just put me in charge of the female-prep and services! grin

RE: My Island

Well, what desert would you like to have on the island? laugh

What It Takes To Be A Woman ! ! !

Sure...if course...wouldn't you?dunno

What It Takes To Be A Woman ! ! !

I found this to be interesting, and wanted to share with those of you that would take the time to read it.teddybear

By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the
spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."

The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!"

"And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked.

The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I can't!", the Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "but you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."

The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's atear!"

"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."

The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything, for women are truly amazing."

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.


Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

This is to remind women how amazing they truly are.

God Bless All Women. -John-wave

RE: Two Faced

Now that sounds too much like someone in politics, like a politician!

Tell you what they think you want to hear to your face, and exactly opposite behind your back, when they don't think you will hear or find out!

The government is full of these people!

-John-wave

RE: Someone twice than my age...

My honest humble opinion is, that happiness has no age limit.

I was married twice:
1st was my same age...
2nd was 20 years younger than me...

Difference between them? NOT A DAMN THING!

My advice is:
"If it feels right to you and him...then, you have my blessing!"

JMO
-John-
wave

RE: In just ten years, the internet has destroyed all of the following industries, to varying degrees:

Speaking of "junk mail"...I am assuming you are referring to "bulk mail"!

I too, refer to all bulk mail as junk mail anyway, myself.

I had a friend that retired from USPS, and to my surprise, he said the postal service made most of their revenue from "bulk mail", go figure!

-John-

RE: In just ten years, the internet has destroyed all of the following industries, to varying degrees:

RE: In just ten years, the internet has destroyed all of the following industries, to varying degrees:

The USPS is next.....

just saying...with then needing to raise their prices

but if they would stop partying so damn much...they might need to raise prices... just a thought

-John-wave

RE: Chickens

Awwwww, why not? I would eat you! grin

RE: Profile Pics

It is a violation of the "profile picture rule" that has been set up by the Mods.

I've often wondered why someone else could use other picture, but I can't!

-John-

RE: Dog Whooping to Relieve Stress

Yes...I was aware of several things that are captured on cell cameras, and loaded to the Net.

Most of it is only showing the stupidity that the worlds society is headed towards.

It makes you (or me, anyway) wonder how this world is going to survive, with such acts being done.

Sometimes, when I think I've seen some of the most idiotic actions of the worlds people...along comes another stupid thing that proves me wrong.

I feel that if a person is caught being cruel to any animal, it should be a law that this person be given the same treatment!

-John-

RE: Dog Whooping to Relieve Stress

That is just completely showing a
persons "STUPIDITY" if they do that!! scold

I would have to intervene,if I saw that!
boxing

-John- wave

RE: How long will the depression last?

"Till I get my "antidepressants" refilled!"

crying crying crying

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

-John- wave

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